Straight Line of the Day: China’s Planned Moon Base Will Feature… Posted by Harvey on 28 April 2017, 12:00 pm Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments. China’s planned moon base will feature…
China’s planned moon base will feature… a statue for the man who made it possible, William J. Clinton. Reply to this comment
If they turned L’s into R’s AND R’s into L’s that would be true, but no. (actually that would probably cause a recursion loop that would turn them into stuttering idiots) Reply to this comment
…a second moon base! Only, this one can be kept secret. Controlled by Americans, built by the Japanese subcontractors. Who, also, happen to be, recently acquired, wholly-owned subsidiaries… of.. Donald Trump! Reply to this comment
China’s planned moon base will feature… outside safe spaces for dissidents. really small escape hatches. the very best Feng Shui. Reply to this comment
…its own Internet with a firewall blocking everyone on Earth except China. (Hey, don’t doubt it for a minute.) Reply to this comment
China’s planned moon base will feature… One from column A and two from column B. Reply to this comment
…a large gathering place for public interaction, called Tianamoon Square. …a lot of lost cat postings on the bulletin board. Reply to this comment
… General Tso’s Check-in. … supply ships designed to carry I. M. Payloads. … luna cotta warriors. Reply to this comment
Martin Landua and Barbara Bain. (ok, Google “Space:1999”, you young whippersnappers and GET OFF MY LAWN< DANGNABBIT!!) Reply to this comment
China’s planned moon base will feature… a statue of the first woman to land on the moon, Alice Kramden a Wal-Mart Reply to this comment
…a contoured surface courtesy of Frank J. …
A THAAD anti-ballistic missile system, cause ya know, Frank J.
China’s planned moon base will feature…
take-out.
China’s planned moon base will feature…
a statue for the man who made it possible, William J. Clinton.
A runar rover
Shouldn’t that be Runal Lover?
If they turned L’s into R’s AND R’s into L’s that would be true, but no.
(actually that would probably cause a recursion loop that would turn them into stuttering idiots)
So why is it Flied Lice?
…a second moon base! Only, this one can be kept secret. Controlled by Americans, built by the Japanese subcontractors. Who, also, happen to be, recently acquired, wholly-owned subsidiaries… of.. Donald Trump!
A wall to keep illegal aliens out.
China’s planned moon base will feature…
outside safe spaces for dissidents.
really small escape hatches.
the very best Feng Shui.
A store selling Chairman Mao waving hand watches.
an All Your Base Are Belong To Us sign
…a miniature hidey-hole for Kim Jong Un…
…space sharks with frickin’ laser beams.
Very harsh mistresses.
…cable TV.
They do love their ESPNW*
*Extra Special Pre-emptive Nuclear Weapons
And Chotime, and Sinomax.
…its own Internet with a firewall blocking everyone on Earth except China. (Hey, don’t doubt it for a minute.)
China’s planned moon base will feature… One from column A and two from column B.
Free egg roll with orders for three or more.
…a large gathering place for public interaction, called Tianamoon Square.
…a lot of lost cat postings on the bulletin board.
… General Tso’s Check-in.
… supply ships designed to carry I. M. Payloads.
… luna cotta warriors.
… One small step for male babies; one Great Leap Forward for Maokind.
Martin Landua and Barbara Bain. (ok, Google “Space:1999”, you young whippersnappers and GET OFF MY LAWN< DANGNABBIT!!)
Best opening theme music of any tv show with the possible exception of Firefly
China’s planned moon base will feature…
a statue of the first woman to land on the moon, Alice Kramden
a Wal-Mart
…a new Lunar anthem based on the song “♪♫ Luna Blue! ♪♫”