World’s Fastest SUV: a Toyota Land Cruiser hit 230 miles an hour on a long runway.
The resultant global warming caused the oceans to rise 3 inches, although that may also have been from the tears of weeping environmentalists. Either way, let’s hit the beach and celebrate!

I’m already at the beach. The highest tide levels haven’t changed in the 11 years I’ve been here. That reminds me: I’ve got to dust-off and tune-up the Honda outboard for summer! Bye.
Well something rose a few more inches for me.
Jimmy’s right. In Aptos California there is a concrete boat (yes that’s a real thing) built in 1903 that was beached and abandoned back in the 1950s. The water isn’t any higher on that than it was in any of the oldest photos I’ve found.