After 146 years of dazzling crowds all over the world, the Ringling Brothers Circus has given its final performance
Sad day for those who like circuses and clowns, but at least we still have MSNBC.
Archive of entries posted on May 2017
I Think I’ll Offend Everyone Today
Straight Line of the Day: The “World’s First RoboCop” Is Now On the Streets. Its Only Flaw…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The “World’s First RoboCop” is now on the streets. Its only flaw…
The Illustrated Frank J: I Just Want to Hear Nancy Pelosi Say “You’re A-Number One!”
No Comment From the Empty Chair
At the age of 86, Clint Eastwood is now considering a return to acting.
I hope he does. Way too many punks out there feeling lucky
Cartoon of the Day – Coup
I didn’t vote for Trump. I damn sure didn’t vote for Clinton. But Trump was elected by people who want the same thing I want: the status quo to be overthrown.
They aren’t going quietly.
Monday Night Open Thread
While you and I have gone back to work — it is a Monday after all — my mother didn’t go to work today. She’s been on vacation that last few days.
My mother was in New York, visiting my daughter, and flew back today. This past weekend, they went to Ellis Island. They planned to look up names of ancestors who processed through there. I couldn’t give her any names, though. But, she wasn’t really disappointed.
SHAMELESS PLUG ALERT!!
The whole story is on my little blog.
Do you have a story to share? A joke to tell? Some random thoughts you want to let us know about? Now’s the time. It’s Monday Night Open Thread.
Who wants to start?
Actually, It’s People from the Government Trying to Help Us
In a recent article, billionaire investor Warren Buffet warned that cyberattacks are “the number one problem for mankind.”
Nah… I’ve watched enough movies to know it’s bored kids wanting to play online tic-tac-toe
Hope You Like Colorful Flying Stuff
[Bowling in Slow Motion with Blue Man Group – The Slow Mo Guys] (Viewer #2,241,986)
I’ll be honest, I only liked the first part with the colored gel, because I did NOT predict how it would react to the bowling ball. All the other splashy/crashy things did just what I expected them to do, so I was a little bored. Maybe I’m just slo-mo jaded…
Link of the Day: I’m Gonna Miss the Angry Bald Guy
18 Facts You May Not Known About Don Rickles
[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]
I Feel Like I’m Living in the Future!
Google is training computers to predict when you might get sick.
I’m guessing it’s the same technology they use to know the Nielsen ratings for CNN.
Global Warming: The Highlight Reel
Straight Line of the Day: The First Thing President Trump Said After Getting off the Plane in Saudi Arabia…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The first thing President Trump said after getting off the plane in Saudi Arabia…
The Illustrated Frank J: The Ciiiiircle of Liiiife!
Never Interrupt Your Enemy…
During a speech in Las Vegas, Joe Biden criticized Hillary’s 2016 run for president and then dropped hints that he could run in 2020.
Oh please… anything but the briar patch Br’er Biden!