Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Democrats are upset because President Trump’s “extreme vetting” of immigrants will include…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Democrats are upset because President Trump’s “extreme vetting” of immigrants will include…
a competition for the title of Miss Congeniality.
…examination by a veterinarian.
Okay, knock it off! There’s stuff on my monitor now.
Well, it’s “extreme” vetting, so I’m guessing it will include examination by a veterinarian with a speculum.
If I commented on that, it would be pure speculumation.
And you’d make a seculumticle of yourself.
…questions about their political party affiliation.
…one-on-one interviews with extreme vets…
I’m an ‘extreme vet.’ Sign me up.
Democrats are upset because President Trump’s “extreme vetting” of immigrants will include…
asking if they have ever modeled a “suicide vest”.
asking if they ever contributed to the Clinton FOundation.
actually thinking something might keep someone out of the country.
…requiring valid IDs…
…actual questions and stuff…
Democrats are upset because President Trump’s “extreme vetting” of immigrants will include…
dead immigrants buried near Chicago, always a reliable voting bloc
Nancy Pelosi’s entire employee list
…water boarding.
But it’s six days and nights at Trumpmo Hotel, with free room and board.
Democrats are upset because President Trump’s “extreme vetting” of immigrants will include…
…Country of Origin?
…Ability to Support One’s Self?
…Level of Education?
…Do/Can/Will you read/speak/write English?
Democrats are upset because President Trump’s “extreme vetting” of immigrants will include…
Shoot first, ask questions later.
Democrats are upset because President Trump’s “extreme vetting” of immigrants will include…
This cheat sheet.
Ask: “Are you from [insert name of muslim majority country]”
Answer: Yes
Action; Shoot
Answer : No
Then Ask: “Are you a Muslim?”
Answer: Yes
Action: Shoot
Answer: No
Then Ask: “Are you lying?”
Answer: Yes
Action: Shoot
Answer: No
Action: Shoot, but only wound. Send them back home.
As much as I enjoy gun-play, I imagine this session occurring in front of the Keeper of the Bridge of Death. Trump should make that a Cabinet-level position, construct a Bridge of Death from Ellis Island, and re-name New York Harbor the Bay of Eternal Peril. AAIII-EEEE!!!
…all members of Congress.
…..no more free knee pads and prayer rugs offered by Obama once.
…Jan-Michael Vincent asking them “Where were you born man?”
https://youtu.be/sFUFw1GH6ic
Democrats are upset because President Trump’s “extreme vetting” of
immigrantsimported criminals, terrorists and deadbeats will include……..any form of vetting whatsoever.
…..teaching them that anyone with a D after their name is an infidel.
Their maids, yard boys, pool boys and the people who work under the table for what ever the libs are willing to pay them. Saw this while living in the Philippines. Didn’t work there, won’t work here.
…not handing them the keys to a new Corvette.
…blinding them with science.
…brain cavity searches.
…a week of sexting with Maxine Waters.
“…a week of sexting with Maxine Waters.”
That’s not funny, that’s sick.