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  1. She’s got feds, she knows how to use them
    She’s got meds, she knows how to choose them
    Emails and logs, wonderin’ how to seal them
    Would you indict them if you could only find them?

    She’s mighty baby, she’s Midol baby
    Yeah, it’s alright, oh yeah

    She’s fallen down stairs down to her fanny
    She’s kinda jet set, but thrown into her vanny
    When she’s advancin’ she knows what to do
    Everybody wants to see, to see if she can use it

    She’s ovine, she’s porcine
    Girl, you got alt-right

    She’s got Reds, she knows how to use them
    Talking heads, she knows how to shmooze them
    She’ll drop a dime, all of the time
    Marcy Park at night, interviewin’ in Time

  2. Tim Matheson, who played Otter in Animal House, was born December 31, 1947, in Glendale, California. If you’re going to a New Year’s Eve party this evening, wear a toga to observe his birthday.

  3. We weren’t allowed to watch MTV when we were young. My dad was in the middle of telling us this when Legs came on. The video finished and we were halfway through Hot for Teacher when he finally spoke. I guess he likes ZZ Top…legs…and Doctor Rockso.

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