Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Conspiracy theorists thought the mysterious object was an alien spacecraft. Turned out it was…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Conspiracy theorists thought the mysterious object was an alien spacecraft. Turned out it was…
…a projectile from FrankJ’s mexicannon.
Period.
Remnants from a Takata air bag
…Obama’s birth certificate.
…George Jetson on the way to work at Spacely Space Sprockets.
…a conspiracy.
…just another one of Trumps DeLorean Time Machines.
…Roy Moore’s election chances disappearing…
Hillary’s email server
A probe for Uranus
…an alien spacecraft (shhhhhhh – don’t tell anyone)…
..a shrubbery.
…a new Hannity metaphor – fly-by media…
Just an undocumented immigrant spacecraft
Conspiracy theorists thought the mysterious object was an alien spacecraft. Turned out it was…
A HERRING!
a RED one!
…not just a cigar. But an alien not just a cigar.
…an unneeded cache of Alabama votes.
…a big rock, or in other words, Trump’s Islamic Interplanetary Space Vehicle.
Conspiracy theorists thought the mysterious object was an alien spacecraft. Turned out it was…
20,000 uncounted ballots from Alabama.
a lost Cylon.
Hillary Clinton’s last bottle of Scotch.
one horned, one eyed flying purple people eater.
Michael Moore’s lunch.
Hillary’s billing records.
… an alien spacecraft.
I told you not to tell anyone…
…just some meddling kids and their dog in the Mystery Machine.
Conspiracy theorists thought the mysterious object was an alien spacecraft. Turned out it was one of the usual suspects government officials name when they don’t have a clue or want to cover up what it really was…
Swamp gas.
A flight of birds.
The planet Venus.
Mass hysteria.
…Zod.
A General Products #2 hull based starship
…a rectilinear reentry vehicle. (No really).
…Spock in his casket.
…the spaceship coming for the Heaven’s Gate cult. It took a wrong turn at Albuquerque and got here 20 years too late.
…not a moon.
…unexpectedly the Spanish Inquisition
a Vogon intergalactic highway contruction ship.
Conglomerated turds ejected during the Apollo moon missions.
…just an old police call box occupied by a Doctor who decided to change her outfit then had to decide from 406 pairs of shoes and then ohh this dress makes my butt look big and was actually on the phone reporting sexual harrassment while trying desperately to do something with her hair and… Well, she’ll be ready any minute now and has anybody seen her sonic screwdriver and where did she leave that…