Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Discovered by airport customs being snuck into the US…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Discovered by airport customs being snuck into the US…
Discovered by airport customs being snuck into the US…
future Democrat voters
Discovered by airport customs being snuck into the US…
things that aughtn’t be snuck.
Discovered by airport customs being snuck into the US…
is something that, I don’t know what it is but, I’ll beat you even money they’ll have a lawyer arguing that the President can’t tell anyone it can’t be snuck in.
…the obligatory wooden badger.
…Obamas’ original birth certificate from Kenya..
…hookers and blow. Neither of which made it past the customs agents.
…snakes, on a plane…
…monkey fightin’ snakes on a monkey fightin’ plane!
…Uighurs, on a Wednesday…
…dooty-free diapers…
…shampoo bottles over 3 ounces and toenail clippers. Everything else they miss.
No kidding. TSA once confiscated a small pudding cup from my carry-on. Silly me, I never realized pudding and toothpaste and so forth were terrorist means of dropping airplanes.
Two possibilities:
The PC flight crew didn’t want a repeat of the jello scene from Airplane!
Captain Over wanted it to pull a “Cosby” on his guest Billy.
(3): Gelatin / gelatinite . . . eh, close enough for government work.
(4:) Occam’s Razor says they just wanted pudding.
Occam’s Razor is not allowed through security.
“There’s mother-forking snacks on this mother-forking plane!”
… which proves that the “your comment is being moderated” thing is just a machine, and not a human …
It was funny. The little siren went off, some official asked if that was my bag. I guess they have to record so many pudding kills every day to show their commitment to public safety. Luckily, they missed the set of Ginsu knives in the wooden block and the revolver that were underneath it.
“Pudding kills”
Double tapioca. (To be sure.)
When you’re Snak-Pakin’.
Roman Polanski and Harvey Weinstein.
bootleg soda bound for Seattle.
Calgon. (shhh!)
Bodies of the foreign donors to the Clinton Foundation who requested refunds in November 2016, for final interment at Fort Marcy Park.
Pink p*ssy hats.
German pron for the Clinton Library
…all the liberals that left when W was elected as well as the liberals that left when Trump was elected. Customs has not been busy.
…Hillary’s emails.
…DDT
Jarts. Jarts I tells ya!
Discovered by airport customs being snuck into the US: Rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, s**t-kickers and Methodists. All of course are future Democrat voters…except the Methodists.