Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Adding a little excitement to this year’s winter Olympics, a new event…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Adding a little excitement to this year’s winter Olympics, a new event…
full-contact curling
Biathlon – to the death!
Cross-DMZ Skiing
deep sea chess
synchronized bumper cars
Siberian bikini beauty pageant
loop-the-loop ski jumping
thin ice sumo wrestling
Minesweeper archery
figure skiing
Luge and Hand Grenade biathlon….
Adding a little excitement to this year’s winter Olympics, a new event…
Two-man Lube.
Down the slope on Bloke Back Mountain.
Not that theres anything wrong with that.
Adding a little excitement to this year’s winter Olympics, a new event…
taking a knee for someone else’s flag
Adding a little excitement to this year’s winter Olympics, a new event…
Nuke tossing
Adding a little excitement to this year’s winter Olympics, a new event…
speed tweeting.
Adding a little excitement to this year’s winter Olympics, a new event…
Synchronized Ice Swimming.
Adding a little excitement to this year’s winter Olympics, a new event…
Snowboard Hashpipe.
Adding a little excitement to this year’s winter Olympics, a new event…
hippie punching. Oh wait, that’s for the next summer games.
Adding a little excitement to this year’s winter Olympics, a new event…
4 Man Olympic Official bribing.
Adding a little excitement to this year’s winter Olympics, a new event…
Drug test avoidance.
…because some feel that curling could be construed as racist, this year we’ll have straightening also.
…Team and Individual Data Hiding…it could serve as a distraction from perpetual campaigning for Hillary
…Downhill Virtue Signaling
Sorry, didn’t see this….yours is funnier
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Snowflake Whining (the U.S. delegation from Berkeley is predicted to sweep the medals)
Dog meat eating contest
Hookers and blow
Snowflake virtue signaling.
Clearing snow from the sidewalk
…The Chinese Downhill!
(Chinese Downhill skier whispers to fellow skier “What the #@*$! is The Chinese Downhill?)
4 Man Bobsled Chinese Fire Drill
Huh…Guess nobody saw Hot Dog…The Movie. One of my favorites, especially for a young teen in that time!
I was actually on an exercise in Korea during the winter…our main event?
Keeping your b@lls from freezing!
The Chosin cross-country ski.
I’m still getting over the fact that someone is surprised that Korea is that cold. (Wait a minute, -10 C is 14F—it’s been colder than that in North Carolina, more than once! There’re probably Koreans going around in long sleeve shirts!)
Adding a little excitement to this year’s winter Olympics, a new event…
…sponsored by North Korea. The Kim Jung-un memorial hotdog eating event in which all contestants try and eat Kim’s weight in hotdogs in less then an hour. Some say it can’t be done.
…synchronized artillery barrages.
Race Baiting
Korean Toss
Giant wooden badger building
Kimche Hurling
Tuna melt
Frozen Asian carp jarts
…minefield cross country zig-zag bullet dodge.
…find the racist coin sprint to the start.
…being the last to sink into the pool of obscurity before the closing ceremony.
Adding a little excitement to this year’s winter Olympics, a new event…
Solo Flexible Flyer.