London mayor Sadiq Khan is announcing broad new “knife control” policies designed to keep these “weapons of war” out of the hands of Londoners.
Londoners will soon say “greatest thing since sliced bread” with the same nostalgic wistfulness as Americans saying “put a man on the moon”.
Meanwhile in hell……Jack the Ripper is laughing his azz off.
They brought a goon to a knife fight.
In a related story it appears that garroting with a rope is on the rise in London. Mayor to call for strict string control to combat the source of these assaults.
Under the new rules, they confiscated a garden fork and a pair of brush clippers. In a park.
Guy named Mack hardest hit.