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Kim Jong-un defects to South Korea
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Archive of entries posted on May 2018
Icebreaker: What Fruit or Vegetable Would You Be?
Having finished “The 25 most popular icebreaker questions based on four years of data” and enjoyed the results, I’m moving on to a new list:
76 Fun Icebreaker Questions (Not all of which will be used, since some are either/or questions, which are boring.)
Your mission: answer the question in the comments with a good story.
If you don’t have a good story, you are encouraged to make one up.
What fruit or vegetable would you be?
I would be that fruit that only kills hippies.
Shut Up and Eat Your Raw Liver! (Oops! Wrong Hogg!)
Straight Line of the Day: The FDA Warns That Most Food Contains Traces of…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The FDA warns that most food contains traces of…
The Illustrated Frank J: He’s Like the Joe Biden of the Right, Except His “Gaffes” Are on Purpose to Trick Leftists Into Talking About Whatever Topic He Tweets About
Sure I Trust Him… to Be a Wild Animal
Now becoming hip and trendy: keeping a tiger as a pet.
Should be safe. Just make sure you don’t get one that’s still got pieces of Roy in his teeth.