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Archive of entries posted on May 2018

Straight Line of the Day: Thanks to New Technology, the Government Will Be Able to Tell Who You Are Just By…

Posted by Harvey on 21 May 2018, 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Thanks to new technology, the government will be able to tell who you are just by…

Filed under Straight Line of the Day | 43 Comments

The Illustrated Frank J: I Stood in Line the Whole Lousy Day, and They Gave Me a Quarter Of a Kilo!

Posted by Harvey on 21 May 2018, 10:00 am

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Filed under Funny Pictures, The Illustrated Frank J | 2 Comments

Hello, It’s Me

Posted by Harvey on 21 May 2018, 8:00 am

The military is developing new ID technology that can tell who you are by the way you hold your smartphone.

Mine is mostly with a look of horror after seeing what autocorrect just did to my text.

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Filed under One-Shots | 3 Comments

Sunday Night Open Thread

Posted by Basil on 20 May 2018, 9:00 pm

I love old movies.

[The YouTube]

What’s been on your mind? Got something you’d like to share? A topic to discuss? It’s Sunday Night Open Thread.

Who wants to start?

Filed under Open Thread, Videos | 3 Comments

The Illustrated Frank J: Economics in One Lesson

Posted by Harvey on 20 May 2018, 8:00 pm

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Filed under Funny Pictures, The Illustrated Frank J | 3 Comments

Link of the Day: Still Angry That I Had to Buy All New Cords for My New USB-C-Powered Phone

Posted by Harvey on 20 May 2018, 6:00 pm

[High Praise! to Dinosaur Comics]

Computer Hardware Standards

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

Filed under Link of the Day | 2 Comments

Bacteriocide!

Posted by Harvey on 20 May 2018, 3:00 pm

[The Deadliest Being on Planet Earth – The Bacteriophage] (Viewer #3,863,304)

And all this time, I thought the future belonged to nanobots

Filed under Videos | Comment

Off Her Meds Again

Posted by Harvey on 20 May 2018, 12:00 pm

During a recent interview, former DNC Chair Debbie Wasserman Schultz said that the NRA is “just shy of a terrorist organization.”

Yes. To the degree that protecting your right to fight terrorists counts as a near miss.

Filed under One-Shots | 6 Comments

Marching Is the Only Exercise They Get

Posted by Harvey on 20 May 2018, 8:00 am

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

Filed under Funny Pictures | 3 Comments

Saturday Night Open Thread

Posted by Basil on 19 May 2018, 9:00 pm

Some songs from the 1970s are hard to listen to today. But some are still as good as ever. The bands might look silly today, but the music holds up.

[The YouTube]

What’s on your mind? Got something you’d like to share with everyone? It’s Saturday Night Open Thread. Your turn to take the floor.

Who wants to start?

Filed under Open Thread, Videos | 7 Comments

The Illustrated Frank J: I Predict Full Employment Within 6 Months

Posted by Harvey on 19 May 2018, 8:00 pm

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Filed under Funny Pictures, The Illustrated Frank J | 3 Comments

Link of the Day: 40 Years Later, I STILL Don’t Know Everything About Star Wars

Posted by Harvey on 19 May 2018, 6:00 pm

[High Praise! to Mental Floss]

18 Things to Look for the Next Time You Watch Star Wars

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

Filed under Link of the Day | 1 Comment

Don’t Be a Dorkle! Be Like McGorkle!

Posted by Harvey on 19 May 2018, 3:00 pm

[Bailing Out 1949 US Navy Pilot Training Film; Animated Cartoon] (Viewer #122,402)

I’ve never given jumping out of a plane a second thought, so I found it fascinating that there’s a specific procedure for it that was simple enough to be presented in cartoon form

Filed under Videos | 3 Comments

In My Head, I’m Picturing the Opening Scene of Star Wars III

Posted by Harvey on 19 May 2018, 12:00 pm

Under a new federal program, a Florida county has been authorized to use drones to battle mosquitoes.

I’ve been to Florida. I didn’t know they made drones that big.

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Filed under One-Shots | 6 Comments

Yes, “Bin A Blade” Is a Real Thing. Hard to Believe These People Ran a Global Empire for Centuries, Isn’t It?

Posted by Harvey on 19 May 2018, 8:00 am

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

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Filed under Funny Pictures | 6 Comments

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