Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
In order to get Trump to un-cancel the North Korea summit, Kim Jong Un will have to give him…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
In order to get Trump to un-cancel the North Korea summit, Kim Jong Un will have to give him…
his secret recipe for kimchi.
Dennis Rodmans’ nose ring.
…an halibut…
In order to get Trump to un-cancel the North Korea summit, Kim Jong Un will have to give Trump a couple of Kim’s uncle eating dogs….so Trump can sic them on Schumer!
In order to get Trump to un-cancel the North Korea summit, Kim Jong Un will have to give him…
campaign dirt on Hillary Clinton.
In order to get Trump to un-cancel the North Korea summit, Kim Jong Un will have to give him…
all these worlds except Europa.
In order to get Trump to un-cancel the North Korea summit, Kim Jong Un will have to give him…
an arm and a leg…literally.
In order to get Trump to un-cancel the North Korea summit, Kim Jong Un will have to give him…
the last sign on the moon.
… and a giant sign on South Korean President Moon Jae-in.
… a wall on the southern border by year end
… a reset button for Hillary Clinton that translates as “shut up, you old hag, and quit embarrassing yourself in public”. Okay, get one for Maxine Waters and Nancy Pelosi as well.
…a shrubbery, obviously.
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In order to get Trump to un-cancel the North Korea summit, Kim Jong Un will have to give him…
Marvin Gardens and both of his Railroads.
In order to get Trump to un-cancel the North Korea summit, Kim Jong Un will have to give him…
… props.
And not the kind Obama used to use.
… a copy of Rosanne Barr’s Big Book of Diplomacy and Etiquette.
Sorry, that book is no longer available.
the Rams and twenty points against the Raiders in the first week of the season.
Un-Cola
…those seven states Obama used to win two elections.
…a sweet deal on some mountainside real estate.
…a promise to end those 3 a.m. prank phone calls.
…his word that he will finally take the east and west US coasts off our hands, like he promised us and Russia.
…answers to these questions three…
In order to get Trump to un-cancel the North Korea summit, Kim Jong Un will have to give him…
A man after midnight.
all his loving, all his hugs and kisses too.
all the love you can give him. All the love you can
…a Laurel, and Hardy handshake.
How ’bout a W. C. Fields hearty hand-clasp?
In order to get Trump to un-cancel the North Korea summit, Kim Jong Un will have to give him…
a cute, fluffy kitten he can call “Whiskers”.
How about two cats named Walruskkkch and Damn Cat…
A box of these…[brings out a carton of paddleballs]
…one…MILLION…dollars!