American Airlines announced that under their new “support animal” policy, they would allow miniature horses on board.
I’m skeptical of the proliferation of support animals. The only person who actually needs a miniature horse is a miniature cowboy.
American Airlines announced that under their new “support animal” policy, they would allow miniature horses on board.
I’m skeptical of the proliferation of support animals. The only person who actually needs a miniature horse is a miniature cowboy.
Sounds like we’re in need of some miniature cowboy poetry, Sen. Reid.
A horse on the wide-open plane
On first thought might seem quite insane
But they won’t throw their seat back
Or bring on the yak
So maybe I shouldn’t complain.
Do they have to pay for their “support” animal to fly? Buy them a seat? If they don’t then I got myself a couple of “Support” humans I would like to travel to Vegas with.
Looks like I get my friends to ply for free, but they may not like the restrictions.
*Emotional / psychiatric support and fully-trained service animals can fly in the cabin at no charge if they meet the requirements.
Animals must be able to fit at the customer’s feet, under their seat or in their lap (animals to be seated on lap must be smaller than a 2-year old child). For safety reasons, customers won’t be able to sit in an exit row when traveling with their service or emotional / psychiatric support animal.
Emotional support and service animals cannot:
· Protrude into or block aisles
· Occupy a seat
· Eat from tray tables*
Exactly what sort of support
Do you get from a horse that’s so short?
IF TSA gropers shout
“Move ’em in, head ’em out”
You can take the airport right to court.
I guess the TSA pat down searches are going to be a lot more fun.
What a bunch of baloney.
Can I fly with my comfort Zamboni?
It’s already a zoo;
You can’t bring shampoo,
But you can bring My Ritalin Pony?
Ima find a skunk and take it….
Scratch the Service Skunk idea. I might smell like Maxine Waters. Ima get a Service Raccoon and walk around with him on top of my head. Plus I will look like my Boyhood Hero Davy Crocket. And no airport can deny me service if the Dude with a Service Peacock can do it.
Bring your support dinosaur:
Did you see the real life Dude walking around with a Service Peacock on top of his head?
peacocks are beautiful in pictures, but rw they are a noisy, smelly, aggressive bird. If I remember that one right the airline said no.
There is no need to take a miniature horse as a support animal. The spirit of Lil Sebastian is always flying alongside you!
5000 Candles in the Wind, by Mouse Rat
[Verse 1]
Up in horsey heaven, here’s the thing
You trade your legs for angels wings
And once we’ve all said good-bye
You take a running leap and you learn to fly
[Chorus]
Bye Bye Li’l Sebastian
Miss you in the saddest fashion
Bye Bye Li’l Sebastian
You’re 5000 candles in the wind
[Verse 2]
And though we all miss you everyday
We know you’re up there eating heaven’s hay
And here’s the part that hurts the most
Humans cannot ride a ghost
[Chorus]
Bye Bye Li’l Sebastian
Miss you in the saddest fashion
Bye Bye Li’l Sebastian
You’re 5000 candles in the wind
Everybody sing it now!
Bye Bye Li’l Sebastian
Miss you in the saddest fashion
Bye Bye Li’l Sebastian
You’re 5000 candles in the wind
[Outro]
Maybe someday we’ll saddle up again
And I know I’ll always miss my horsiest friend
Spread your wings and fly
Spread your wings and fly
So angel horses become Pegasi?