A little different today… we’re just mocking the old man to punish him for aging.
If you have something kind to say (instead of, or in addition to, leaving a caption), Basil has the official Happy Birthday thread a few posts back.
It’s Frank J’s 39th birthday. Please caption this recent photo of him:
Haggard McHaggardface, woke…
Merle McHaggardface
Day 15. Still no sign the virus is active but I am still worried.
“How much for the little girl?”
“Keep rollin’, rollin’, rollin’
Though the streams are swollen
Keep them dogies rollin’, rawhide
Through rain and wind and weather
Hell bent for leather
Wishin’ my gal was by my side
All the things I’m missin’
Good vittles, love and kissin’
Are waiting at the end of my ride”!
“This week on Naked and Afraid…”
“Who’s yer Daddy?”
If I had known I would live this long, I would have taken better care of myself.
The mirror and camera lie!
APB — Be on the look out for this Man. He has written books and is considered witty. Do not approach as he is considered to have at least two arms and a danger to himself. Alert his keepers at IMAO for proper handling. Known to be allergic to tranquilizer darts. But don’t let that stop you. Finally, we are not saying he IS an Alien…but he’s an Alien.
Wow. I just met Rod Serling.
“I really wouldn’t worry about it if I were you, Frank. I still have the greatest enthusiasm for the mission. I suggest you take a stress pill and relax.”
For some reason, the word “Yellow” kept going through Frank’s mind that morning.
The bulldozers continued to advance.
I hear this in Morgan Freeman’s voice:
“It must be a Thursday”, Frank thought to himself. “I never could get the hang of Thursdays.”
Would you sign-up for a newsletter from this man?
Book ’em Danno, Murder One.
Two words…Christmas Card!
“Ebenezer Harvey . . . Ebenezer Harvey . . .!”
Oops, sorry; I thought you said “Christmas Carol.”
John Wick (before coffee)
“Come ON, Frank! Pull yourself together, man! You HAVE to be able to come up with something as funny as Oppo. Just once. You can’t shave until you do. THINK, dammit, THINK!”
Failure is not an option!
Failure is not even possible
There is no success like failure
and failure is no success at all.
♩
And you may find yourself living with a shotgun stack
And you may find yourself in another part of cyberworld
And you may find yourself wishing you were behind the wheel of a flying automobile
And you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife
And you may ask yourself, “Well… how did I get here?”
Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down
Letting the days go by, water flowing underground
Into the blue again after the money’s gone
Once in a lifetime, water flowing underground
♩
Going by that photograph I’d have to say he’s must be one of the following…a rustler, cut throat, murderer, bounty hunter, desperado, mug, pug, thug, nitwit, halfwit, dimwit, viper, sniper, con men, Indian agent, Mexican bandit, mugger, buggerer, bushwhacker, hornswoggler, horse thief, bull dyke, train robber, bank robber, ass-kicker, s**t-kicker or Methodist.
Bull*Dyke?
Really?
I do not know whether to laugh or be very, very afraid.
“It was sure nice of the FBI to install this mirror. I wonder why they did, though.”
“Was Obama really president? Is Trump really president? Am I awake?”
“I have tried to read every post on the ‘Giant Sign on the Moon’ thread. Four hundred to go.”
Trending Now: ManSkypeing — Two Activities in One.
Now I think I know
What you tried to say to me
And how you suffered for your sanity
And how you tried to set them free
They would not listen, they’re not listening still
Perhaps they never will
He’s the same age as Jack Benny.
I thought May was the no shave month. Oops.
“Cocaine is a hell of drug.”
The face that thunk a thousand quips.
Since Thursday…
How not to hang an article of clothing.
Femme Frank, the Kardashian that other Kardashians never mention, does a selfie.
I’ve got to pick a good time to stop sniffing glue.
Texas!!! Darn it to heck.
You’d recognize me if I could find my hat.
Hobo plantin’ season is hard work.
Diaper duty: Day One.
…as time passes, the Harvey persona becomes more and more dominant.
“Guess i picked the wrong week to give up sniffing glue.”
“Road trip!”
?There she is, Miss America…
Reenactment of the shirtless photo Frnak used to land the IMAO T-Shirt babe.
Yeah, I know she has a name, but assume she doesn’t want it used to tease her hubby.