A company called Blue Frontiers plans to build 300 houses on a seaborne platform off the island of Tahiti that will run under its own governance.
*Sigh*… I remember back when it was 3000 miles wide and called “America”.
A company called Blue Frontiers plans to build 300 houses on a seaborne platform off the island of Tahiti that will run under its own governance.
*Sigh*… I remember back when it was 3000 miles wide and called “America”.
You can bet their HOA fees will be an outrageous amount…just sayin.
probably so.
“Under its own governance” — meh. Big deal. Think Palm Beach, Beverly Hills, Cuba, or Catalina Island.
Let’s not conflate it with “depending on its own economy” (i.e., production, trade, and distribution).
Dilettante’s Island.
Oh, and let’s row some Antifa observers over there to land on their island — I’m assuming there will be no wall, of course — and be kept alive. You know, food, clothing, housing, medical needs, transportation, equal votes in decisions; things like that. If successful, send double the number in each succeeding year.
How far away is Honduras?
We have no territorial ambitions outside of the Marshall Islands.
Madoff Hitler?
Adolf Haiti-ler?
Tahitian Lebens Rum?
Oh, no! They’re literally Tahitler!
Wars that were Punic
And agreements in Munich
Were nothing compared to this.
Oh, brave three hundred Spartans
Sporting Doc Martins
And throwing the U.N. a kiss!
Occupied in Cabanas
Preoccupied with Cubanos
Saying “good buy” to the IRS,
Fiscal models quite willing
For some offshore drilling:
Nothing secedes like success.
How long they will linger
They can count on one finger
An upraised one, in the middle;
And for the rest of you all
There’s the siren’s call —-
Played on the world’s smallest fiddle.
Off Tahiti?
Oh, jeez, here we Gaugin.
To save time, can we just call it an evil lair?
Only if you laugh diabolically after,
“Doctor, you mentioned the ration of ten women to each man in these 300 houses. Now, wouldn’t that necessitate the abandonment of the so-called monogamous sexual relationship, I mean, as far as men were concerned?”
“Regrettably, yes. But it is, you know, a sacrifice required for the future of the human race. I hasten to add that since each man will be required to do prodigious… service, heh, along these lines, the women will have to be selected for their sexual characteristics which will have to be of a highly stimulating nature.”
Gentlemen you can’t fight in here…this is the war room!
So who they goin’ call if some Malacca Strait pirates range afield? Or the Chinese?