Straight Line of the Day: Now Marching Toward the US Border… Posted by Harvey on 18 October 2018, 12:00 pm Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments. Now marching toward the US border…
Now marching toward the US border… are liberal celebrities heading for Canada. I hope, I hope, I hope… Reply to this comment
… thousands of aliens looking for life, liberty, and the pursuit of Frank’s newsletter. Reply to this comment
Now marching toward the US border… the only future the Democrat Party can hope for. Reply to this comment
Now marching toward the US border… people asking for the directions to Nancy Pelosi’s house. Reply to this comment
Now marching toward the US border… the last pre-election news cycle that the Liberals hope gets them back into power. Reply to this comment
… don’t know, but they’ll have to send someone for a load of sh*#hole quarters. Reply to this comment
Now marching toward the US border… Several thousand about be welfare collecting future Democrats. The good news? At least they’re not Muslims. Reply to this comment
… a bunch of people from the Irony Age, to protest in Washington against illegal immigration. Reply to this comment
… the whole list, minus the Methodists. Wait, the Methodists are probably goading them on. Reply to this comment
… Beto Bailiffs. … Irish family members who have been looking everywhere for Mr. Robert O’Rourke. … 1,023 caucasians who want Elizabeth Warren to chair the Peruvian Society. … and a bunch of Scotsmen in Loch step. Reply to this comment
… a roamin’ legion. … a zombie alpacalypse. … soon-to-be interned-nationalists. Reply to this comment
Since there are only a few thousand marchers, the media will hype it as another Million Man march. Reply to this comment
Now marching toward the US border…
I’m not saying its Aliens but… its Aliens.
Now marching toward the US border…
are liberal celebrities heading for Canada. I hope, I hope, I hope…
Now marching toward the US border…
a bunch of newly hired Soros employees.
… more Kavanaugh accusers.
… thousands of aliens looking for life, liberty, and the pursuit of Frank’s newsletter.
Now marching toward the US border…
the only future the Democrat Party can hope for.
…Lemmings who don’t know where Pretoria is.
… along with reporters acting as the Pretorian Guard.
Now marching toward the US border…
people asking for the directions to Nancy Pelosi’s house.
…#NotAMob.
… Stormytroopers (with their acts to grind).
Now marching toward the US border…
the last pre-election news cycle that the Liberals hope gets them back into power.
… a bunch of Canadians; but no one sympathizes with their polite.
… the 2018 Dodgy Caravan.
Correction: “Slouching.” I believe the quote says “slouching.”
Then they would be heading for Gomorrah and not the Bordah.
Hollywood or Bused!
“Thugs fall apart; the Senator cannot hold.”
…carpenters…prepared to build giant wooden badgers.
YGDLTATSOTE!
We don’ need no stinking badgers!
That’s okay, they fit on French-made Mexipults.
…an army of environmental lawyers…
… don’t know, but they’re marching to the tune of John-Fill-Up Salsa.
…an army of racial grievance lawyers…
… don’t know, but they’re about to be known as Sufferin’-Jets.
Keep football out this.
…an army of internationalist lawyers…
… led by The Three Amicus.
…the Lost Patrol…
… don’t know, but they’ll have to send someone for a load of sh*#hole quarters.
Man…that inflation thing will really get after ya…
… the Lost Tribe of Newsreels.
Now marching toward the US border…
Several thousand about be welfare collecting future Democrats. The good news? At least they’re not Muslims.
Hopefully.
a food-stampede?
“Hey, Hey, We’re Dem Monkeys . . . “
… a bunch of people from the Irony Age, to protest in Washington against illegal immigration.
…Gozer.
… thousands of people with newly minted Hawaiian birth certificates.
… the whole list, minus the Methodists.
Wait, the Methodists are probably goading them on.
… Beto Bailiffs.
… Irish family members who have been looking everywhere for Mr. Robert O’Rourke.
… 1,023 caucasians who want Elizabeth Warren to chair the Peruvian Society.
… and a bunch of Scotsmen in Loch step.
…3,000 reasons to vote Republican.
… people from the steppes, on the Trail of Tiers.
The other 1023/1024th of Warren’s ancestry
… a roamin’ legion.
… a zombie alpacalypse.
… soon-to-be interned-nationalists.
… Mister Hilter and his friends, making a holiday hiking. Hike.
LEEROY JENKINS!
The Democrat talking points for the next news cycle
Since there are only a few thousand marchers, the media will hype it as another Million Man march.
… batches. But we don’t need no stinking batches.