Britain is now forbidding puppies and kittens from being sold by pet shops.
Why would the Brits ban puppies? Kittens I can understand. They have claws. They’re practically knives.
Britain is now forbidding puppies and kittens from being sold by pet shops.
Why would the Brits ban puppies? Kittens I can understand. They have claws. They’re practically knives.
“I can let you have a slug.”
“Does it mew?”
“No, not really.”
“Then it’s hardly a replacement is it?”
Lefty politician misheard about an irredeemable “basket of adorables.”
Except for meowslim ruffugees, which can still be taken in and cared for, with no restrictions.
Yet hijabs, turbans, qurans, and prayer rugs with knee pads sales are at an all time high.
You can still buy parrots, but only if they’re
deadpining for the fjords.