Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Now providing shopping mall security…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Now providing shopping mall security…
…the Hell’s Angels who else?
Aliens… I’m not saying, but that’s who.
…Amazon – they make sure nobody goes to the mall.
…the Hare Krishnas…
Pear pimples for hairy fishnuts?
… Russians inside boxes, pretending to be metal detectors.
…roving bands of twelve-year-olds with smartphones…
…senior citizens on motorized wheelchairs…
Paul Blart?
…Daryl Dixon.
Whatever I happen to be packing that day.
Dread Pirate Roberts
MS 13
(Mall Security 13)
The Elfin’ Mafia
ISIS.
They won’t bomb themselves, right?
RBG
Darth Mall Cop
…that twitchy guy server at the K&W.
…mall managers who openly brag about accessing information on your electronic devices.
…an off its meds robot that will warn any passing Will Robinsons of danger.
… Victorious Secret.
… Good intentions and pacifism.
Signs declaring a gun free zone.
Now providing shopping mall security…rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, s**tkickers and the Hare Krishnas. ( tip of the zzyzx hat to Bob B for the Hare Krishnas)