Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The Supreme Court just declared that it’s now legal…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The Supreme Court just declared that it’s now legal…
…to collude with Russians if you’re a Democrat.
The Supreme Court just declared that it’s now legal…
well I’m not saying its to be an Alien but… its to be an Alien.
The Supreme Court just declared that it’s now legal…
to collect the accumulated fines in Monopoly when you land on Free Parking.
Trust me: Always get this clarified before the game starts.
If you want the game to last about an hour or so then play be the rules. If you want a marathon game that never ends then don’t. 🙂
… to dance with the devil by moonlight.
… to tickle the Ivories every now and then. The Ivories have exhausted their last appeal.
The Supreme Court just declared that it’s now legal…
to accentuate the positive and to eliminate the negative.
The Supreme Court just declared that it’s now legal…
to do anything if you say “Supreme Court says…” before hand.
The Supreme Court just declared that it’s now legal…
to not answer in the form of a question while playing Jeopardy.
The Supreme Court just declared that it’s now legal…
to post a sign on a Moon, but not The Moon. sigh Lawyers.
The Supreme Court just declared that it’s now legal…
to say “Wankel Rotary Engine” …and then chuckle warmly to yourself.
I often say Wankel Rotary Engine.
The Supreme Court just declared that it’s now legal…
to do Hookers and Blow! Party at Kavanaugh’s Dudes!
…unless you’re a Trump supporter in which case it’s illegal.
The Supreme Court just declared that it’s now legal…
to just bang on the drum all day.
The Supreme Court just declared that it’s now legal…
to shoot the Sheriff, deputies still off limits.
The Supreme Court just declared that it’s now legal…
to be a conservative on Twitter.
The Supreme Court just declared that it’s now legal…
to cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with…… A Herring!
The Supreme Court just declared that it’s now legal…
That’s it. The Supreme Court is legal, in case you didn’t thinks so before.
…to say booger on the radio.
The Supreme Court just declared that it’s now legal…
“pants” a liberal in public.
…to pick your feet in Poughkeepsie…
The Supreme Court just declared that it’s now legal…
to dream the impossible dream.
Legal – but still illogical.
The Supreme Court just declared that it’s now legal…
to not pay your taxes if you find that offends you.
“I self-identify as a non-profit. I didn’t really profit this year. I’ll check back in with you next year.”
“You didn’t build that.” So why should you pay taxes on it?
Send the tax bill to Obama.
…to negotiate wall funding in public.
… to burn 9th Circuit decisions, even before they are written.
… to carry a concealed whoopin’.
…to impose a tax on everyone who doesn’t bake a gay cake — because it’s a tax, not a penalty, and Congress can impose taxes. So the thinking goes.
… to mess with Texas.
Legal – but risky. Very Risky.
Depends upon the percentage of Californian in them.
… to donate money to the Supreme Court. Large bills only, please.
…to be politically fluid.
… to pay anyone at all not to slander you — it doesn’t have to be a bimbo.
… to stop, as long as it’s in the name of love.
… to impeach the president for high crimes or “Mister Meaner”s.
… to do the Lambada. (For you kids, it was once forbidden.)
… to infringe the right of the People to keep and bear arms. You less-smart people probably thought that was unconstitutional.
… to nip it — nip it in the bud. (cit: Mayberry vs. Madison)
Opie vs Potsie?
see also Rose v. Blade.
. To pull down your pants and slide on the ice.
…to just do whatevs.
The Supreme Court just declared that it’s now legal…
…for the Supreme Court to declare things legal.
…to yell, “FIRE!” in a crowded theater.
…to yell, “THEATER!” in a crowded firehouse.
. . . to wear white after Labor Day.
… to bring m_________ing snakes on a m________in’ plane.