Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A new caravan is marching through Mexico toward the border, and it’s made up of…
CHALLENGE: no Blazing Saddles references until after comment #100.
…future* Democrat voters.
*The “future” being next week if Democrats had their way.
…Aliens from outer space..
You did not just say that.
I’m not saying he said Aliens but… he said Aliens.
40 Specially Trained Ecuadorian Mountain Llamas
6 Venezuelan Red Llamas
142 Mexican Whooping Llamas
14 North Chilean Guanacos (Closely related to the llama)
Reg. Llama of Brixton
76000 Battery Llamas from Llama-Fresh Farms Ltd. near Paraguay
♪ and a parrot in an avocado tree ♪
A new caravan is marching through Mexico toward the border, and it’s made up of…
various unnamed quotes from Blazing Saddles.
Where all da whyte wimmin at?!
A new caravan is marching through Mexico toward the border, and it’s made up of…
people who are not getting into the country.
A new caravan is marching through Mexico toward the border, and it’s made up of…
Camels.
…a Kenworth pullin’ logs, a cab-over Pete with a reefer on, a Jimmy haulin’ hogs, and eleven long-haired Friends of Jesus in a chartreuse micro-bus…
What does it saw about me that I actually have that Album?
What’s an album, Grandpa?
Damn cat.
…Maduro staffers…
Comment #100
Is that now part of the secret code here at IMAO?
swordfish
Technically anything after the above… is after “Comment #100”
Way to Lawyer up.
Harvey is taking this to a federal judge in Hawaii.
Commie.
First!
A new caravan is marching through Mexico toward the border, and it’s made up of…
people liberals won’t have to live next to.
…penguins fleeing global warming at the South Pole…
to be met by polar bears fleeing global warming at the North Pole.
…former BuzzFeed writers…
People of communist and socialist upbringing yearning for a subsidized launch into capitalism.
people who haven’t figured out they’re carrying their biggest problems the whole way.
A new caravan is marching through Mexico toward the border, and it’s made up of…
People intent on building a large wooden badger.
Seventy six trombones led the big parade
With a hundred and ten cornets close at hand.
They were followed by rows and rows of the finest virtuosos,
The cream of ev’ry famous band.
Seventy six trombones caught the morning sun,
With a hundred and ten cornets right behind.
There were more than a thousand reeds springing up like weeds,
There were horns of ev’ry shape and kind.
There were copper bottom tympani in horse platoons,
Thundering, thundering, all along the way.
Double bell euphoniums and big bassoons,
Each bassoon having his big fat say.
There were fifty mounted cannon in the battery,
Thundering, thundering, louder than before.
Clarinets of eve’ry size and trumpeters who’d improvise
A full octave higher than the score.
Seventy six trombones led the big parade,
When the order to march rang out loud and clear.
Starting off with a big bang bong on a Chinese gong,
By a big bang bonger at the rear.
Seventy six trombones hit the counter point,
While a hundred and ten cornets played the air.
Then I modestly took my place as the one and only bass,
And I oompahed up and down the square.
wallbangers named Harvey.
soylent green
Don’t be silly. How could soy and lentils be marching north?
SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!!
That kind of wacky conspiracy theory is why you should only get your news from reliable, mainstream sources.
Vegetables are people too!
Democrats are vegetables too
… negatively charged migrants marching away from the border.
A new caravan is marching through Mexico toward the border, and it’s made up of…
Mexi-cannon fodder.
27 eight-by-ten color glossy photographs with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining what each one was.
Thanks Arlo.
Officer Obie?
The greatest Thanksgiving Carol ever written.
Group W bench
How’d all those photos of me end up south of the border in the first place?
…people that want to micturate on my rug.
…people that will press 2.
People who will facilitate companies from not keeping Americans employed at $15 an hour
59 comments until Wapner.
… people bringing 100 bottles of beer to put on the wall
…Tuco Benedicto Pacifico Juan Maria Ramirez (known as “The Rat”)
… soccer referees looking for work in the NFL. Couldn’t be much worse, since neither seem to know the rules of American football.
A new caravan is marching through Mexico toward the border, and it’s made up of…
Vatos who want to date white girls named Debbie and drive a charp Cheby auto.