Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez said the end of the world will be caused by…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez said the end of the world will be caused by…
…Hookers & blow.
Let’s get this party started.
…not with a bang, but a Twitter…
…a disruption of the earth’s rotation due to the excess weight of too much money being in the US. It needs to be spread around to the rest of the world to make sure the planet doesn’t start wobbling.
…capsizing islands…
…”What a stupid question – we’ll just end it”…
…MAGA displacement…
… a retaliatory nuke strike from the moon.
… the alpaca lips. (Which must be due to global warming.)
… billions of people leaving Earth in Kanamit spaceships
…failing to enact a top marginal tax rate of 70%.
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez said the end of the world will be caused by…
well I’m not saying its Aliens but… its Aliens.
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez said the end of the world will be caused by…
A Herring!
Just for the halibut.
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez said the end of the world will be caused by…
R.E.M.
That’s great!
It’ll start with an earthquake. Then birds and snakes. -And aeroplanes!
But Lenny Bruce won’t be afraid (’cause he’s dead)…
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez said the end of the world will be caused by…
whatever the hicks will buy into.
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez said the end of the world will be caused by…
a damn cat. Not our Damncat but some other damn cat.
I’m considering it…
Damn cat.
…probably just push the world off whatever it’s sitting on.
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez said the end of the world will be caused by…
Socialism finally working.
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez said the end of the world will be caused by…
IMAO not being duly chastised by an outraged Twitter mob.
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez said the end of the world will be caused by…
anyone calling her “Sandy”.
♪ “Sexy Sandy, what have you done?
You made a fool of everyone . . . .” ♪
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez said the end of the world will be caused by…
either the Sun burning out its fuel and eventually expanding to incinerate the Earth or the heat death of the universe. She is not sure of which of the two is factually correct but she is morally certain about it.
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez said the end of the world will be caused by…
bad people doing bad things.
… the competition between the POTUS and the HOR.
.
{I’m guessing there might be a moderation time-out for this one.}
… nope. Whew!
You have been put on “The List” though.
… the Rupture.
Take a tour, through the sewer
Don’t strain your brain, paint a train
You’ll be singin’ in the rain
I said don’t stop, do punk rock
… Ghostbusters crossing their streams.
Egon said crossing the streams was bad.
…people disagreeing with her.
Immoral mathematics
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez said the end of the world will be caused by…
…a Government shutdown.
…walls.
…the Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator
… rich people using up all the Earth and running out of Earth for the rest of us.
SMOD.
Irredeemable deplorables.
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez said the end of the world will be caused by…
What ever is behind door number three.
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez said the end of the world will be caused by…
Stampeding cattle through the Vatican.
Kinky.
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez said the end of the world will be caused by…
Every piss-ant prairie punk who thought he could shoot a gun!
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez said the end of the world will be caused by…
And of course my all time favorite villains….rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, s**t-kickers and high school kids wearing MAGA hats!
… Congress repealing the law of gravity.
That or deregulating it.
…perpetually suspending the State of the Nation address…
…an implosion when that time everybody shot their guns at the same time.
…Sandra Fluke giving zero f…s about something.
…the center of the universe not being AO-C.
…Snowflakes in Hell.
…God vs Drum.
…Trump 2020.
Apathy… but who cares.
LEEROY JENKINS!
A Vogon intergalactic highway construction fleet
Gozer the Traveler wil come in one of the pre-chosen forms. Durring the rectification of the Vuldrenaii, the Traveler came as a very large and moving Torb. Then of coarse in the third reconciliation of the last of the Meketrix Supplicants, they chose a new form for him, that of a gaint Slor! Many Shrubs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the he-depths of the Slor that day I can tell you.
Who cares…at least someone else has elected a rep more turd-tastic than Liz Warren, which I highly doubted was possible.
Now I’m gonna get me…a beer.
… “Gee, I hope I don’t Bogart it…”