Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
If Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez had an emotional support animal…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
If Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez had an emotional support animal…
If Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez had an emotional support animal…
well I am not saying it would be an Alien but… it would be an Alien.
it would look a lot like Cory Booker.
If Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez had an emotional support animal…
Karl Marx
it would be inclined to bite itself.
…pet rock
…a wolf that wears sheepskin.
If Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez had an emotional support animal…
it would need it’s own emotional support animal.
If Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez had an emotional support animal…
it would be a large wooden badger.
…holding a bunch of aliens.
If Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez had an emotional support animal…
it would be a beaver.
…it would live in constant fear of being eaten, because of AOC’s socialist policies…
…it would be a cowbird.
(You have to know cowbirds to get it)
…sad that I can only tuna this comment once.
If Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez had an emotional support animal…
PETA would chastise her for animal cruelty.
…it would be the smart one of the two.
If Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez had an emotional support animal…
it would have belonged to somebody else before she expropriated it.
It would be a triggerfish that goes off almost as much as she does.
If Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez had an emotional support animal…
it would be digging an escape tunnel to get into Mexico.
…manbearpig
…someone else’s emotional support animal
…paid for by someone else
…whatever it is, would make more sense than she does
All good ones – extra helping ~~~
If Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez had an emotional support animal…
it would be blinking “Help me” in Morse code constantly.
If Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez had an emotional support animal…
it would have to support “CRAZY”.
Is Eric Burdon still alive?
He had to get out of this place. It was the last thing he ever did.
He’s gone to a better life.
In the House of the Rising Sun?
No – that’s a life of sin and misery.
Extra Center Cut Bacon to both of you!
…Pajama Boy, but with a vajayjay. But I repeat myself…
…would require an emotional support animal of its own to cope.
It would be whining for the toys and treats of the more privileged emotional support animals.
would know more about economics than it’s companion human.
A dodo bird. They blend.
Although an ostrich would be good for the visuals.
…C.H.U.Ds
If Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez had an emotional support animal…
it would be a R.O.U.S.
Republican Of Unusual Size?
Nope, Retinas Of Unusual Size
A bush baby would work.
If Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez had an emotional support animal…
Mr. Froggy.
…the wild rat population statistic for NYC would have to be reduced by one…
…Congress would pass legislation to provide funding for all Congresspersons who wanted one…
Maybe it could come out of their Sexual Harassment Slush fund hush money.
If Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez had an emotional support animal…What!? You men she doesn’t have one?
Nope, but I do hear she is interviewing several recently out of work Buzzfeed and Huffpo writers.
Hope she didn’t ask them to code…
That would make it a hate crime but then again the Left cannot be accused of hate criming anyone ’cause, so she might as well do it.
No because there’s no government program to provide free support animals and it is unreasonable to expect people to pay for them out of their own pockets. I can’t believe you had to ask. Nazi.
…Mishka the Bear
It would be a unicorn, of course!
But only virgins can ride unicorns.
She identifies as one. Does that count?
She does? And no it doesn’t.
Unicorn or virgin?
Yes.
A turkey.
…it would die of embarrassment.
It would be the Vicious Chicken of Bristol.
It would be Eric The ‘alf a bee.
…well, it wouldn’t be a flounder.
…a donkey, oh wait, that’s a mirror.
…three monkees and the fourth estate.
…a lap dog reporter.
…the Runaway Bride.