Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Discovered! Hiding beneath the Sphinx in Egypt…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Discovered! Hiding beneath the Sphinx in Egypt…
an Egyptian Sphinxter
Says what?
… one of them hide-‘n’-go-sheik fellas.
… an adult store: Kink Tut.
…the current leader of ISIS…
…the Ark of the Covenant…take that, Indy!
…sand
…Pharaoh’s personal geocache…
… underlion issues.
…underloin gnomes
I had those once, not pleasant at all.
…some Bangles…
…graffiti reading “Joseph was here”…
Snakes… why did it have to be snakes?…
… a condo made of stone-a
Bernie Sanders’ birth certificate
Turtles, all the way down.
,,,Hookers and blow.
Discovered! Hiding beneath the Sphinx in Egypt…
another Sphinx
with another sphinx inside him
ad infinitum.
…a second Sphinx that burned down, fell over, and then sank into the sand, on top of a third Sphinx that sank into the sand…
Discovered! Hiding beneath the Sphinx in Egypt…
well I’m not saying its Aliens but… its Aliens.
Discovered! Hiding beneath the Sphinx in Egypt…
the world’s oldest Hide and Seek Champion.
Discovered! Hiding beneath the Sphinx in Egypt…
someone caught without a ticket.
(A stretch I know but…)
Discovered! Hiding beneath the Sphinx in Egypt…
A dusty sign reading
Bob B
December 14, 2017 at 12:06 pm
…Amazon.com…
A strange artifact indeed.
Didn’t I see that on the moon?
oooooooh, mysterious. I’m not saying Aliens might be involved but… Aliens might be involved.
…Noah’s Ark.
That would be arky-illogical.
Discovered! Hiding beneath the Sphinx in Egypt…
the missing evidence from the Kelner case, he was innocent!
Discovered! Hiding beneath the Sphinx in Egypt…
a mysterious pile of ancient cat toys.
Discovered! Hiding beneath the Sphinx in Egypt…
socks, millions upon millions of unmatched socks.
Discovered! Hiding beneath the Sphinx in Egypt…
a gateway to summon Gozer and bring about the end of the world.
…a vault that Geraldo Rivera will do a live two hour special on. He will speculate and hypothesize about what could be in there. Perhaps the secrets to the universe! The possibilities are endless!
After a two hour build up, the vault will be opened only to reveal some dirt and empty bottles.
…the Fifth Element…
…the number Forty-Two.
… [sarc]opho-gas.
D.B. Cooper
…an enormous piece of paper.
… Seamus “The Sphinx Lifter” McGurk.
Discovered! Hiding beneath the Sphinx in Egypt…
A rather large stone nose.
Covfefe
A jackal headed woman with her eyes akimbo
I thought she was in Congress?
Carlton the backdoor man
A ginormous whoopee cushion.
Your mummies soiled undies
And some of Charlie Sheen’s DNA.
Wreck ’em… it’s already in ruins.
…a monument to the heavyweight champion Leon Sphinx.
…some old Sphinx junk.
…the parts number for a 60’s Cadillac hood ornament.
A sign that will eventually end up on the moon…
Burma shave
…the beef.
So that’s where it was!? ~ Clara Peller
…what else could it be? Michigan J Frog!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evgEJlOPoeo
… the cartouche pointing Dr. Jackson back home.
…a broken SEP field generator.
Discovered! Hiding beneath the Sphinx in Egypt…
Melania Trump’s body double.
Discovered! Hiding beneath the Sphinx in Egypt…
the remains of a very large litter box.
Discovered! Hiding beneath the Sphinx in Egypt…
a stone Tweety bird.
Waldo.
It’s always in the last place you look.
A burnin’ ring of fire… and a small tube of Preparation-H