Straight Line of the Day: If President Trump Had a Tattoo, It Would Be… Posted by Harvey on 4 March 2019, 12:00 pm Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments. If President Trump had a tattoo, it would be…
If President Trump had a tattoo, it would be… well I’m not saying in Alien characters but, it would be in Alien characters. Reply to this comment
If President Trump had a tattoo, it would be… condemned for being a cultural appropriation of the Maori. Reply to this comment
I believe you mean .44 magnum – “…the most powerful handgun in the world and will blow your head clean off.” BTW: it wasn’t and isn’t the most powerful. But it will do. Reply to this comment
If President Trump had a tattoo, it would be… A tramp stamp that would say Socialismsuxisoneword! Reply to this comment
…”Post No Tattoos And Very Few Bills” …”Gun Prevalent Zone” …an entire suit, just in case he uses that loophole …a knife sticking in his back and a smeared red “The FBI” Was Here”. Reply to this comment
…”Covfefe”
..a rooster with a noose around it’s neck hanging below his knee.
A heart containing text:
InvanaMarlaMelania
A bald eagle holding a banner that reads “Socialism Delenda Est”
If President Trump had a tattoo, it would be…
well I’m not saying in Alien characters but, it would be in Alien characters.
If President Trump had a tattoo, it would be…
condemned for being a cultural appropriation of the Maori.
…”Objects are larger than they appear in the mirror”…
If President Trump had a tattoo, it would be…
yuge.
…”Keep your friends close, and your enemies…Get ’em outta here”…
…a Trump stamp.
… Vos Demitto
lardum tibi!
the road runner.
Clint Eastwood pointing a 357 Magnum
An American flag
I believe you mean .44 magnum – “…the most powerful handgun in the world and will blow your head clean off.”
BTW: it wasn’t and isn’t the most powerful. But it will do.
I believe you are absolutely right! Tuna for you!
A single tear at the corner of his eye.
Just one?
…the Energizer Bunny!
No Regerts!
(Damn Milky Ways!!!)
…headline news on every TV screen in the airport.
…a swastika (as initially reported by the MSM…it’s actually a MOTHER tattoo).
… “Labe” — on a mole.
If President Trump had a tattoo, it would be…
A tramp stamp that would say Socialismsuxisoneword!
…”Post No Tattoos
And Very Few Bills”
…”Gun Prevalent Zone”
…an entire suit, just in case he uses that loophole
…a knife sticking in his back and a smeared red “The FBI” Was Here”.