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Archive of entries posted on 30th April 2019

Tuesday Night Open Thread

Posted by Basil on 30 April 2019, 9:00 pm

Old songs are the best.

[The YouTube]

What’s been on your mind? Got something you’d like to share? A topic to discuss? It’s Tuesday Night Open Thread.

Who wants to start?

Filed under Open Thread, Videos | 2 Comments

It’s a Standard That Should Apply to Everything

Posted by Harvey on 30 April 2019, 8:00 pm

“Avengers: Endgame” shattered the record for the movie with the biggest opening weekend.

However, liberals are furious, since – with it being a 3 hour movie – tickets came to less than $15 an hour.

Filed under One-Shots | 3 Comments

Big, Fiery Surprise

Posted by Harvey on 30 April 2019, 7:00 pm

[4K Slow Motion Backdraft] (Viewer #2,988,725)

A lot of waiting around, but it’s mostly worth it, at least for the first two fireblasts.

Feel free to jump out at 7:22, though, because they set up for a third one that comes directly at the camera, but it’s visually uninteresting compared to what came before.

Filed under Videos | 4 Comments

Link of the Day: CNN’s First Honest Headline

Posted by Harvey on 30 April 2019, 6:00 pm

[High Praise! to The Babylon Bee]

CNN: ‘God Allowed The Mueller Report To Test Our Unshakable Faith In Collusion’

Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

Filed under Link of the Day | Comment

Trump Truths: Economy

Posted by Harvey on 30 April 2019, 4:00 pm

3.2% GDP growth rate, 3.8% unemployment rate… the only way President Trump could improve the economy further is to invent a way for it to actually be profitable for companies to pay people not to work.

Filed under Trump Truths | 7 Comments

Or, Put It Between a Few Paper Towels and Microwave It. Try One Minute and Then Use 30 Second Increments Until It’s the Way You Like

Posted by Harvey on 30 April 2019, 2:00 pm

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

Filed under Funny Pictures | 11 Comments

Straight Line of the Day: Japan’s Emperor Is Abdicating. He Will Be Replaced by…

Posted by Harvey on 30 April 2019, 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Japan’s Emperor is abdicating. He will be replaced by…

Filed under Straight Line of the Day | 72 Comments

The Illustrated Frank J: Pay Gap Meets Performance Gap

Posted by Harvey on 30 April 2019, 10:00 am

[source]

Filed under Funny Pictures, The Illustrated Frank J | 4 Comments

Mars Needs Women

Posted by Harvey on 30 April 2019, 8:00 am

An Oxford University professor claims that aliens are attempting to colonize the earth by interbreeding with humans.

I don’t believe it. If it were true, that angle would’ve been played on The Bachelorette by now.

[title reference link]

Filed under One-Shots | 11 Comments

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