Something to watch for in the next 18 months: President Trump making a campaign stop in California and tossing out handfuls of plastic straws to the cheering crowd.
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…as Bernie Sanders is handing out copies of the Communist Manifesto, Pocahontas giving out 10 free raffle tickets for a wigwam, Biden giving free sniff jobs for a campaign donation and Cory Booker doing private Obama impersonations for a donation.
… and Harris giving out free MAGA hats to dramatic actors,
AOL (I mean AOC) promising anything as long as it’s free, even though she isn’t running,
and Beto giving out novelty bobble-heads. Oh, wait: that’s him!
…as Bernie Sanders is handing out copies of the Communist Manifesto, Pocahontas giving out 10 free raffle tickets for a wigwam, Biden giving free sniff jobs for a campaign donation and Cory Booker doing private Obama impersonations for a donation.
… and Harris giving out free MAGA hats to dramatic actors,
AOL (I mean AOC) promising anything as long as it’s free, even though she isn’t running,
and Beto giving out novelty bobble-heads. Oh, wait: that’s him!
Plastic drinking straws, baaaaaaad! Plastic dope syringes goooooood!
“Get out there and win just one for the sipper!”
Will stores that supply customers with illicit plastic straws be known as “suckeasies”?
Only in the good suction of town.
Maybe he should bring some illegal aliens and drop them off in SF on his travels.