Theory: it’s cheaper for the left to continue to demand that President Trump be impeached than it is to pay for the therapy to get the imaginary President Trump living in their heads to resign.
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Trump will not live in my head. I wrapped myself in aluminum foil so his tacion mind beam won’t get me.
hate to be the bearer of bad news, but you DO know that “tinfoil” is actually made of aluminum, not tin, which does not have the same mind control beam blocking properties as tin, right? If anything aluminum amplifies those beams due to its high specific heat.
The switch was initiated by the FDR administration as part of his progressive assault on American freedom. After developing mind control technology, which was knows to be blocked by tin, all tinfoil producers were forced to switch to aluminum in the 30’s to prevent citizens’ makeshift tinfoil hats from blocking the mind control beams. Of course the switch was made quietly and many people continue to make tinfoil hats to this day….oblivious to the fact that they do not work.
Trump will not live in my head. I wrapped myself in aluminum foil so his tacion mind beam won’t get me.
Good… I was beginning to think I was the only one who understood what he’s up to… reaches for more foil
Hate to break it to you fellas but nothing will work short of 3 inches of lead shielding for the whole body. I am now retiring to my sarcophagus.
hate to be the bearer of bad news, but you DO know that “tinfoil” is actually made of aluminum, not tin, which does not have the same mind control beam blocking properties as tin, right? If anything aluminum amplifies those beams due to its high specific heat.
The switch was initiated by the FDR administration as part of his progressive assault on American freedom. After developing mind control technology, which was knows to be blocked by tin, all tinfoil producers were forced to switch to aluminum in the 30’s to prevent citizens’ makeshift tinfoil hats from blocking the mind control beams. Of course the switch was made quietly and many people continue to make tinfoil hats to this day….oblivious to the fact that they do not work.
Yeah, right… You’re one of those lackeys in the pocket of big tin!