I’m telling you, I tell you true, the country’s gone insane.
We ousted Saddam then elected a Hussein.
The Brain Trust?  Yeah, right: there’s no trust, and no brain.
And the whole next year, trust me, is going to be a pain.

Will the Democrats cancel my tab like student debt?
If the owner is a Democrat he won’t, I’ll bet!
I notice he hasn’t taken down any walls yet.
If they ever put their money where their mouth is, buddy, we’re all set!

If somebody had told me seven years ago
That Trump would be president, I’d have told you “No.”
I’d have said “impossible.”  It only goes to show.
And show is all it goes to. Only if you’ve got the dough.

Got nothing against him — don’t get me wrong.
They got nothing either, though they tried so freaking long.
No matter what they think of next, it’s still the same old song
Well, let’s have another round — the economy’s strong.