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Cassandra (D), Song Parody

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(To the tune of “Sandra Dee” from Grease)

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Look at that
We’re Democrats
Forced into defending rats
We’ll go to bat
For the aristocrats
We’re just plain
Democrats

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Watch what you say, we’re here to stay
We don’t want rats mentioned, OK?
Forget they’re here:
Solutions are near
After Election Day. . . .

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I don’t think (no)
But I swear (oh)
There’s a rat in my hair (eeww)
And I don’t know what it’s doin’
Keep your filthy paws
Off my liberal laws
Would you pull that crap with the U.N.?

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As for you dudes on Fox News
I know the shots you’re gonna use —
You got your stats
About rats in our flats
They’re just playin’ Democrats. . . .

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Hannity, Hannity, let me be!
Keep your insanity far from me!
Just keep it quiet
Or we’ll fake a riot
Hey, look: handouts! I’m Santa (D)!

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[Spoken:]

Sandy [hurt]: Are you making fun of us, Prez?
Trump: Some people are so touchy.

For Some Reason, This Makes Me Think of Any Headline Containing Both the Words “Trump” and “Racist”

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[High Praise! to According to Hoyt]

If you find yourself reading the other person’s mind. As in, thinking “I love American” means “white America” realize you’re not psychic. Those thoughts in your head? they’re yours. Examine why you want to believe this, and what purpose it’s serving FOR YOU. Because your mind is the only one you can read.

Beto O’Rourke Compares Trump Campaign Event to Nazi Rally – Doesn’t Explain How He Knows So Much About What Nazi Rallies Are Like

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Absolutely not “white power” and “sieg heil” gestures. No sir. Not a chance. Probably just an innocent dance move.

DES MOINES (AP) – At a recent fundraising stop, Democrat presidential hopeful Robert Francis “Beto” O’Rourke said that President Trump’s latest campaign event reminded him of “a Nazi rally.” After his assertion, O’Rourke went on to reference very specific and obscure details about Nazi rallies, leading some to question how O’Rourke – a self-professed lover of all mankind without a racist bone in his body – could possibly know so much about the symbols, gestures, and language used in closed-door hate-group meetings.

“I saw Trump’s rally,” said O’Rourke, “and it had Nazi written all over it. Obviously no one here would attend a Trump rally, but since you know exactly how accurately my words tend to correspond to facts, you should accept my description on that basis. I remember… I remember… seeing flags… flags with hate symbols… swastikas… Sturmabteilung… Totenkopfs… Othala runes… Sonnenrads… you know, the very common sorts of symbols that racists use and that everyone has heard of that require no specific exposure to white supremacist organizations to be aware of. Yup. Perfectly normal racism. Just the usual hand signs for 88, 43, 23, AB, EK, SS, EF. Nothing odd. Just normal hate from the hating haters. Whom I have never met nor do I condone their actions or beliefs. Yes, sir, nothing racist here. Just that Trump fella.”

When asked about O’Rourke’s comparison, Trump expressed astonishment that “Zero O’Rourke” hadn’t dropped out of the race like someone with a lick of sense would at this point, but otherwise offered only a brief, dismissive comment:

“Don’t know what fake-Mexican Beto is talking about,” said Trump. “Everything I know about Nazis I learned from watching ‘Downfall’ parody clips, so I assume their rallies involve a lot of shouting, sheepish looks, and throwing pens at maps.”

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