(To the tune of “Sandra Dee” from Grease)

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Look at that
We’re Democrats
Forced into defending rats
We’ll go to bat
For the aristocrats
We’re just plain
Democrats

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Watch what you say, we’re here to stay
We don’t want rats mentioned, OK?
Forget they’re here:
Solutions are near
After Election Day. . . .

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I don’t think (no)
But I swear (oh)
There’s a rat in my hair (eeww)
And I don’t know what it’s doin’
Keep your filthy paws
Off my liberal laws
Would you pull that crap with the U.N.?

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As for you dudes on Fox News
I know the shots you’re gonna use —
You got your stats
About rats in our flats
They’re just playin’ Democrats. . . .

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Hannity, Hannity, let me be!
Keep your insanity far from me!
Just keep it quiet
Or we’ll fake a riot
Hey, look: handouts! I’m Santa (D)!

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[Spoken:]

Sandy [hurt]: Are you making fun of us, Prez?
Trump: Some people are so touchy.