IMAO Somewhat Less Than Proudly Presents — The Top 5* Excuses for Joe Biden’s bloody eye during Last Thursday Night’s CNN Climate Change Town Hall…
*IMAO’s Top 5 Lists are guaranteed to have 1/2 the calories of other blog’s Top 10 lists, but with all the flavor of a full 10 items!
#5 – Commercial tie-in with Visine gone hopelessly awry.
#4 – He got poked in the eye by a spiteful Barrack 0bama, who has the power to turn himself invisible by uttering the magic phrase, “Let me be clear.”
#3 – Joe was promoting a new movie he’s just been signed to star in: A spin-off of Stephen King’s “IT” in which Joe plays Pennywise the Clown’s long-lost cousin, Pound-Foolish.
#2 – That wasn’t really blood, like everything else the Democrats touch, Joe’s eye was filling up with red ink!
#1 – Booked a seat home on the “redeye” after the show, thought he needed it to get on the plane.
I thought it was a slipped contact lens revealing the soulless demon that occupies his husk.
Demon? That’s just crazy talk!
He’s one of the cabal of lizard people who secretly rule the world.
Always wondered about that, are they related to the Rothschilds?
I heard the Son of Moe, who is a conservative, poked him in the eye.
I would have thought an interdimensional being would have at least a three digit IQ.
He DOES have a 3 digit IQ, it’s just that the first two are zero…
I would have gone with, where’s the decimal?
I figured he had a third digit (3) IQ.
Or maybe his IQ gives you the third digit when you try to measure it