[Please don’t give them any ideas!]
Straight Line of the Day: If Antifa really wanted to cause disruption in America, they’d …
[Please don’t give them any ideas!]
Straight Line of the Day: If Antifa really wanted to cause disruption in America, they’d …
…put sugar in all the salt shakers!
…endorse Chick-fil-A.
…submit terrible ideas to SLotD…
…beg James Harden to “play a little defense, you lazy, commie-loving slug, you!”…
…move out of the basement and get a job…
I would think they have the aptitude and people skills to work the complaint department.
Which side of the desk?
…secretly switch our coffee with Folgers Crystals.
…wear MAGA hats.
… relocate their efforts to Venezuela, creating the sort of righteous society they crave…
…encourage Hillary to run again.
If Antifa Really Wanted To Cause Disruption in America, They’d … kill the first born male child in every household.
Too Jewish.
If Antifa Really Wanted To Cause Disruption in America, They’d … go a-ridin’ into town, a-whompin’ and a-whumpin’ every livin’ thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course.
If Antifa really wanted to cause disruption in America, they’d …
well it is not like they can admit they are really Aliens but… they can admit they are really Aliens.
… do the math, using the new Seattle Public Schools K-12 Math Ethnic Studies Framework…
If Antifa really wanted to cause disruption in America, they’d …
mess with people’s Maypo.
If Antifa really wanted to cause disruption in America, they’d …
lay in front of Israeli bulldozers.
And thereby win a coveted Darwin award just like Rachel Corrie did back in 2003.
If Antifa really wanted to cause disruption in America, they’d …
cause long lines at airports by leaving the country.
If Antifa really wanted to cause disruption in America, they’d …
show up at actual KKK rallies if they can actually find any.
If Antifa really wanted to cause disruption in America, they’d …
place orders at Starbucks and then leave.
bang an indian drum in your face.
…take my advice and pull down their pants and slide on the ice.
Dr. Friedman never took me as an Antifa sympathizer…I guess Col. Flagg was right!
…be cats.
…mess with Texas.
shortest disruption ever
Whatever happened to that day of disruption down in El Paso?
Exactly.
…let the dogs out.
Place a sign on the moon.
… drive in driveways and park on parkways.
… park in the yellow zone, for loading and unloading only …
… put walnuts in all cookie dough.
You misspelled “raisins”.
… switch to Heidi in the last few minutes of every show.
If that is the Jet game these days it might be preferable.
…post spoilers for The Rise of Skywalker on the day of its release.
…wear a Free Tibet shirt to a Hong Kong rally.
…tidy up San Francisco.
…eat tacos on Wednesday.
…increase PG&E’s market share.
…make Saturday Night Live funny.
…stop saying “Pow” and actually hit somebody.
…choose places other than handicap accessible crosswalks to riot.
…lengthen the going through puberty phase.
…promote diversity, start rioting in the less safe, less white neighborhoods.
…step in front of my car on the Interstate in protest while I’m doing 70. It would be so disruptive having to go to the car wash afterwards on my way to work.
If Antifa really wanted to cause disruption in America, they’d …
would get in the face or people under 80 when denying “Nazis” the use of the street.
I don’t know about getting in the faces of people under 80, but I’d say they’re very good at getting in the faces of people over 80.
https://video.search.yahoo.com/search/video?fr=yfp-t-s&p=antifa+stops+old+couple+video#id=4&vid=b608bf2265f2dc78541247e6dacb0ece&action=click
[Cue up video of Greta Longstocking scolding “How Dare you?”]
Dare! Dare!
If Antifa really wanted to cause disruption in America, they’d…
Help get Trump re-elected.
Judging from the last 3 years, that’s about the most disruptive thing anyone could do.
There is a school of thought that says they actually might achieve that.
https://video.search.yahoo.com/search/video?fr=yfp-t-s&p=antifa+stops+old+couple+video&guccounter=1#id=35&vid=f2902ebd55556400df906767aaab4571&action=view
However once in a while there is justice.