And then Captain Leroy “Hot Dog” Zanzibar and Gina from my work got in the back seat of his really cool spaceship.
Gina was finally wearing that tank top I got her and nothing else. Zanzibar knew he couldn’t control his space horniness any longer, and then they totally did it. And if I’d have been there, I would’ve been like: “Ah, sweet. “
Years from now, Space Force veterans will gather around and reminisce about…
Come a day there won’t be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don’t push me, and I won’t push you. Dong le ma?”
Years from now, Space Force veterans will gather around and reminisce about…
stuff and singing the old songs
Take my love
Take my land
Take me where I cannot stand
I don’t care
I’m still free
You can’t take the sky from me.
Take me out
To the black
Tell them I ain’t coming back
Burn the land
And boil the sea
You can’t take the sky from me.
There’s no place
I can be
Since I found Serenity
But you can’t take the sky from me.
That time over at Johnny’s place
Well this chick got up and she slapped Johnny’s face
Man we just fell about in space
If that chick don’t want to know, forget her
The boys are back on the ground
The boys are back on the ground . . .
In solid-state physics, the k·p perturbation theory is an approximated semi-empirical approach for calculating the band structure (particularly effective mass) and optical properties of crystalline solids.
… The strawberries. The crew really did have a spare key to the airlock. Good times.
… When everyone was vying to come up with the recipe for a Pangalactic Gargleblaster. It’s still difficult to talk about those days. No one remembers them.
Years from now, Space Force veterans will gather around and reminisce about…
(Oh God, why do you tempt me so?)
well I’m not saying it will be about meeting Aliens but… it will be about meeting Aliens.
…and What the h3ll’s that smell!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iQP8C1sAGc
Years from now, Space Force veterans will gather around and reminisce about…
Glory days well they’ll pass you by
Glory days in the wink of a young girl’s eye
Glory days, glory days
Years from now, Space Force veterans will gather around and reminisce about…
dancing forever and a day.
Years from now, Space Force veterans will gather around and reminisce about…
never actually being allowed into space because of the new environmental regulations imposed by the People’s Democratic Socialist Republic of America.
… that time engineers messed up a conversion from meters to feet and destroyed that space probe…
… nuking the moon…
…doing the Kessel run in 15 parsecs.
…that time Elon Musk got REALLY high
…FrankJ and Harvey posting on IMAO
Years from now, Space Force veterans will gather around and reminisce about…
Now as the years roll on
Each time we hear our favorite song
The memories come along
Older times we’re missing
Spending the hours reminiscing
Hurry, don’t be late
I can’t hardly wait
I said to myself when we’re old
We’ll go dancing in the dark
Walking through the park
And reminiscing
Beat me to it, darn it. Was posting part of that and got hung up watching the video.
[shakes fist]
walrus!!!
If I had a life you would have won.
Mine! Mine! The Precious is mine!
… when the Russians had to fly back to Earth to get a s#!!load of rubles to get to the fake Moonrock Ridge.
… short-sheeting the Captain’s hammock…
That made me LOL. Extra helping ~~~
… that time when they gimbal-locked on Saturn and went off course for three years…
… starting a shooting war by mistaking a visitor’s celebratory pyrotechnic display as hostile action…
Years from now, Space Force veterans will gather around and reminisce about…
how it WAS a flat Earth after all.
Years from now, Space Force veterans will gather around and reminisce about…
a childhood sled.
… being unable to find that American flag on Mars.
… coming in low at dawn, from the northeast, over the Drambuie Islands.
Jesus! Stop thinking my thoughts!
Years from now, Space Force veterans will gather around and reminisce about…
that failed mission over Macho Grande.
I never got over Macho Grande.
… always making the new guys go out and repair the holes the Russians had duct-taped over in the space station.
Years from now, Space Force veterans will gather around and reminisce about…
banging Green Chicks and Kirking their way around the universe.
To boldly go where no man had gone before.
… Earth girls being easy
Years from now, Space Force veterans will gather around and reminisce about…
hazing the rookies with an Alien Snipe hunt.
… how starting a space war in Asia wasn’t such a hot idea either.
There was a time when we weren’t at war with Eastasia?
ancient weapons and hokey religions.
Hey now…
when they used to run rings around Uranus,
-In search of Klingons?
Years from now, Space Force veterans will gather around and reminisce about…
how the Earth froze over while the liberals continued to fight Global Warming.
… Hank Johnson asking the generals if setting up colonies on Jupiter would cause it to tip over.
Using the O-Gee-Whiz zero gravity toilet.
Or that meorrwooorrrrrooww when the O-Gee-Whiz litter box malfunctioned.
the mess hall food would give you the kessel runs for 12 parsecs
… “Peterotica” (from Family Guy):
eating beans was referred to as Alternate Propulsion Loading
… when they took target practice at the Big Red Spot on Jupiter, until it fired back at them…
Better that than seeing it blink.
Years from now, Space Force veterans will gather around and reminisce about…
Come a day there won’t be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don’t push me, and I won’t push you. Dong le ma?”
Years from now, Space Force veterans will gather around and reminisce about…
stuff and singing the old songs
Take my love
Take my land
Take me where I cannot stand
I don’t care
I’m still free
You can’t take the sky from me.
Take me out
To the black
Tell them I ain’t coming back
Burn the land
And boil the sea
You can’t take the sky from me.
There’s no place
I can be
Since I found Serenity
But you can’t take the sky from me.
… and other old songs:
That time over at Johnny’s place
Well this chick got up and she slapped Johnny’s face
Man we just fell about in space
If that chick don’t want to know, forget her
The boys are back on the ground
The boys are back on the ground . . .
Sorry, I got lost in space there for a moment.
Partying like it’s 1999, with Martin Landau and Barbara Bain?
Drinking some Fireball, XL-5.
bullseye-ing womp rats in their T-16 back home
When there wasn’t that giant sign on the moon.
That’s no moon.
… Beto O’Rourke asking for a ballot recount for the position of Space Cadet.
Years from now, Space Force veterans will gather around and reminisce about…
that time some a-Hole switched their regular coffee for Folger’s Crystals.
when they didn’t have to sit on a donut because of their asteroids.
Years from now, Space Force veterans will gather around and reminisce about…
space being the final frontier and boldly going where no men had gone before, blah, blah, blah.
A little late on your boldly going….
Years from now, Space Force veterans will gather around and reminisce about…
Hitting the beaches of Alpha-Centauri during the “big one.”
To boldly go… .three or four times a night… like clockwork.
… pulling k·p duty:
So, they’re getting the Band back together?
partying in every wretched hive of scum and villainy they could find.
…Vera.
…when all their base used to belong to us.
…Captain Richards, who is MIA after playing Dark Dide Of The Moon once too often.
…hacking into the satellite to switch to Heidi during the Super Bowl. Twice.
…nudging that asteroid into Manhattan.
Years from now, Space Force veterans will gather around and reminisce about…
those 30 seconds over Tycho.
+1
Years from now, Space Force veterans will gather around and reminisce about…
Völlig losgelöst
Von der Erde
Schwebt das Raumschiff
Völlig schwerelos
Per aspera ad astra
when 186,000 miles per second wasn’t just a good idea, it was the law.
Maybe, maybe not.
https://www.thoughtco.com/moving-faster-than-speed-of-light-2699380
re-entry with every celestial body they could find.
… when they explained to Tiger Woods that “parsecs” was not what he thought it meant.
Never up, never in.
…the largest blunder of them all…getting involved in a land war on Dune.
Whoever controls the Pumpkin spice controls the chicks.
Those Fremen chicks were hot! Literally, hot…
Not a Fremen, but I’ll take it…
Years from now, Space Force veterans will gather around and reminisce about…
bugs, giant bugs. Lots and lots of bugs. And brain slugs.
No, they wouldn’t remember – that’s what the brain slugs are for…
Not if you served with Doogie Howser.
Nice mixed meme.
…about the good hookers and blow on Risa.
…all the times they had to “Nuke it from orbit”, and then giggle like little schoolgirls.
Euphemism Accomplished
…about how the Klingons where such wussies.
That time Hayes stuffed a ghorram field condenser in the port atmo generator and got the entire crew higher than a mudder on Jayne day.
how much better MREs were than this new stuff.
In space no one can hear you cream corn.
…that time they retrofitted the hull of the old battleship Yamato and took it for a joyride to planet Iscandar.
The sound of Cylons
… those old reliable home-built HAL 2000’s.
… the brass’s biggest mistake ever: getting rid of the “Pew!” setting!
… that time Major Tom goofed on Ground Control. He could hear them fine!
Years from now, Space Force veterans will gather around and reminisce about…
…how nice VA hospitals used to be..
…being able to turn left at Albuquerque and not end up in the Pacific Ocean.
…Han shooting first
… the really cheesy movies they kept being sent.
… this, that, and the ether.
… how nice it was before that Robinson kid and his robot starting getting into all that danger.
Years from now, Space Force veterans will gather around and reminisce about…
…goofing on the Ausies by projecting the aurora borealis over New South Wales.
Years from now, Space Force veterans will gather around and reminisce about…
…using the Fream drive exhaust venting to make s’mores.
…when you could use the holodeck without all the pop-up ads.
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Nicely done! I wish I had thought of that.
… The strawberries. The crew really did have a spare key to the airlock. Good times.
… When everyone was vying to come up with the recipe for a Pangalactic Gargleblaster. It’s still difficult to talk about those days. No one remembers them.
… how they all owe their lives to Basil for posting the video on flipping SCE To AUX.
https://www.imao.us/index.php/2019/09/sce-to-aux/
No, that was Basil…
… when they sent the B-Ark off to escape the Mutant Star Goat.
That time they all had to stop their grinnin’ and drop their linen.
That Arcturian poontang! Remember that time?