Straight Line of the Day: Taking Wokeness to a Whole New Level, the Wokiest of the Woke Are Now … Posted by Oppo on 4 November 2019, 12:00 pm Per walruskkkch: Straight Line of the Day: Taking wokeness to a whole new level, the wokiest of the woke are now …
Taking wokeness to a whole new level, the wokiest of the woke are now …’wokier than thou’ Reply to this comment
Taking wokeness to a whole new level, the wokiest of the woke are now … sleep deprived being awoke all the time. Reply to this comment
Taking wokeness to a whole new level, the wokiest of the woke are now … well I’m not saying they are seeing Aliens everywhere but… they are seeing Aliens everywhere. Reply to this comment
Taking wokeness to a whole new level, the wokiest of the woke are now … going around the otherside and becoming the most closed minded with the closeist of closed minds. Reply to this comment
Taking wokeness to a whole new level, the wokiest of the woke are now … …causing the price of blow to plummet. Reply to this comment
Taking wokeness to a whole new level, the wokiest of the woke are now … …the newest residents of the William J. LePetomane home for the insane (and woke) gambler. Reply to this comment
Bart: [hears a crash in the prison cells] The drunk in number two must be awake. [walks over to the cell] Bart: Are we woke? Jim: We’re not sure. Are we… black? Bart: Yes, we are. Jim: Then we’re woke… but we’re very puzzled. Reply to this comment
Taking wokeness to a whole new level, the wokiest of the woke are now … pronouncing it Basil, not Basil. Reply to this comment
Taking wokeness to a whole new level, the wokiest of the woke are now … …unable to watch a Roy Rogers movie because they might be Triggered. Reply to this comment
Taking wokeness to a whole new level, the wokiest of the woke are now … …triggered by pajamas. Reply to this comment
Taking wokeness to a whole new level, the wokiest of the woke are now …alarmed… Reply to this comment
…traveling to Kashyyyk, home world of the Wokies. …meeting Michelle Obama, Queen of the Wokies. Reply to this comment
Taking wokeness to a whole new level, the wokiest of the woke are now … staying awake listening to Frank J Fleming’s gripping new novel Hellbender, available from fine Booksellers nationwide, because they simply can’t put it down. Reply to this comment
Taking wokeness to a whole new level, the wokiest of the woke are now … voting for Warren, who just changed her name to Lie-Awoke-Ya Reply to this comment
…Swiss Watch makers.
…SanFrancisco homeless.
…named Chewbacca
….proud to be wokies from Muskogee
… very much asleep at the switch
Okie Dokie
Taking wokeness to a whole new level, the wokiest of the woke are now …’wokier than thou’
being lead by Luke Skywokier…
…Sleepy Todd, Sleepy Joe, Sleepin’ Bob Casey…
… causing everyone else sleepless nights…
…doing the Wokie Pokie and turning themselves about.
You just made the list, pal…
You stick your Left foot in
you kick your right foot out…
Not for the first time either, I might add.
Just ask Londo Mollari.
…being seen woking into a bar with Hillary, Biden, and a duck.
Of the three only the duck was really woke. The other two were sleepwalking.
The other was impersonating Chuck Berry.
Taking wokeness to a whole new level, the wokiest of the woke are now …
sleep deprived being awoke all the time.
Taking wokeness to a whole new level, the wokiest of the woke are now …
well I’m not saying they are seeing Aliens everywhere but… they are seeing Aliens everywhere.
Sleep deprivation will do that.
able to be woke even with Folger’s Decaf Crystals
Taking wokeness to a whole new level, the wokiest of the woke are now …
going around the otherside and becoming the most closed minded with the closeist of closed minds.
..immune to the red pill.
….losing sleep from Trump Derangement Syndrome
…able to look at anyone and find something to despise.
…raising the earnings expectations for psychologists and psychiatrists.
…banned.
…triggered by a sunrise.
Queue the Tequila.
Taking wokeness to a whole new level, the wokiest of the woke are now …
…causing the price of blow to plummet.
Taking wokeness to a whole new level, the wokiest of the woke are now …
…the newest residents of the William J. LePetomane home for the insane (and woke) gambler.
Bart: [hears a crash in the prison cells] The drunk in number two must be awake.
[walks over to the cell]
Bart: Are we woke?
Jim: We’re not sure. Are we… black?
Bart: Yes, we are.
Jim: Then we’re woke… but we’re very puzzled.
Taking wokeness to a whole new level, the wokiest of the woke are now …
pronouncing it Basil, not Basil.
Taking wokeness to a whole new level, the wokiest of the woke are now …
…unable to watch a Roy Rogers movie because they might be Triggered.
Taking wokeness to a whole new level, the wokiest of the woke are now …
…triggered by pajamas.
Especially the Cat’s.
How they got into pajamas…I don’t know…
Taking wokeness to a whole new level, the wokiest of the woke are now …alarmed…
♪ Wokin’ On, Sunshine
…not getting a Harumph from anyone.
…traveling to Kashyyyk, home world of the Wokies.
…meeting Michelle Obama, Queen of the Wokies.
Taking wokeness to a whole new level, the wokiest of the woke are now …
staying awake listening to Frank J Fleming’s gripping new novel Hellbender, available from fine Booksellers nationwide, because they simply can’t put it down.
Taking wokeness to a whole new level, the wokiest of the woke are now …
voting for Warren, who just changed her name to Lie-Awoke-Ya
Woke up lil Susie…woke up!
… taking a Woke on the wild side.
One woke over the line sweet Jesus.
Woke me up before you go go.
I’m woking on sunshine and don’t it feel good!
I am the wokeness
Goo goo gajoob!
There’s potential in that
Strikes too close to home for me. Sniff.
I am he
or am I she
might be Xe
or maybe zhir all together.