Speaking of dogs…I hear CNN has found four women who are willing to testify that Conan, the Army hero dog, humped their legs at college parties back in the 90’s.
That’s yesterday’s news.
Today, they’re looking through Kurt Suzuki’s grade school year book for signs of intolerance and hatred.
I’ve heard that they found a so-called “hand-turkey” from first grade which proves he’s insensitive to Native Americans.
Speaking of dogs…I hear CNN has found four women who are willing to testify that Conan, the Army hero dog, humped their legs at college parties back in the 90’s.
That’s yesterday’s news.
Today, they’re looking through Kurt Suzuki’s grade school year book for signs of intolerance and hatred.
I’ve heard that they found a so-called “hand-turkey” from first grade which proves he’s insensitive to Native Americans.
25 years before he was even whelped.
…and the fact that Conan is a female, but CNN doesn’t let small things like that stand in the way of a story.
Hmmm, female dogs can’t hump legs? Isn’t that sexist at least!
Sexism? Yes, we shall also add sexism to the charges against the dog.
Son of a B*tch!
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