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  1. A-well-a everybody’s heard about the word
    Bribe, bribe, bribe, b-bribe’s a word
    A-well, a bribe, bribe, bribe, b-bribe’s a word
    A-well, a bribe, bribe, bribe, b-bribe’s a word
    A-well, a bribe, bribe, b-bribe’s a word…

  2. The sound of your footsteps
    Telling me that you’re near
    A noose that I can’t escape
    Takes out the life in me that nobody hears, except

    At that midnight, no question
    When I can’t tell the world that I didn’t hang myself

  3. Classic song lyrics revised for the PC crowd include …

    Swedish girl go away today
    I won’t your global warming hoax be advancing.
    This girl has come
    she wants to run our lives
    everything we do she wants to be tasking.

    How much will it cost?
    “How dare you!”
    My money will all be lost!
    “How dare you!”

    She can’t even control her own carbon footprint
    I’ll be damned if she’ll control mine.

    (Well it’s not PC but what the heck.)

  4. The sailors say, “Brandy, you’re a fine non-gender-specific person” (you’re a fine non-gender-specific person)
    “What a good strong, independent woman you would be” (such a fine non-gender-specific person)
    “Yeah, your eyes could steal a sailor from the sea”

  5. If I leave here tomorrow
    Would you remember my pronoun?
    For I must be traveling on, now
    Cause there’s Nazis all over town
    But, if I stayed here with you, Zee
    Things just couldn’t be the same
    Cause I identify as a bird now
    And this bird you have to change
    Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
    And this bird you have to change
    And this bird you have to change
    Lord knows, I can change

  6. ♩♪

    Oh, yeah, I’ll
    Tell you something
    I think you’ll misunderstand:

    When I
    Say that something
    I want it body-cammed!

    I Want To Hold Your Hand In a Non-Threatening Way;
    I Want To Hold Your Hand
    I Want To Hold Your Hand In a Non-Threatening Way;
    I Want To Hold Your Hand. . . .

    ♩♪

  7. ♩♪

    Asked the girl where she wanted to pee
    She said “Baby, can’t you see?
    I’m going to be famous, a star of the screen
    But you can do something in the general area of my midsection non-gender-specific teen . . . ”

    ♩♪

  8. “You played it for her; you can play it now that she’s a him!”

    You must remember this —
    A kiss is still assault
    A sigh is just a form of rape
    By default

    And when two lovers woo
    They must ask “Who are you?”
    On this you may rely:
    The world will second-guess lovers
    As times goes “Bi.”

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