A-well-a everybody’s heard about the word
Bribe, bribe, bribe, b-bribe’s a word
A-well, a bribe, bribe, bribe, b-bribe’s a word
A-well, a bribe, bribe, bribe, b-bribe’s a word
A-well, a bribe, bribe, b-bribe’s a word…
Classic song lyrics revised for the PC crowd include …
Swedish girl go away today
I won’t your global warming hoax be advancing.
This girl has come
she wants to run our lives
everything we do she wants to be tasking.
How much will it cost?
“How dare you!”
My money will all be lost!
“How dare you!”
She can’t even control her own carbon footprint
I’ll be damned if she’ll control mine.
The sailors say, “Brandy, you’re a fine non-gender-specific person” (you’re a fine non-gender-specific person)
“What a good strong, independent woman you would be” (such a fine non-gender-specific person)
“Yeah, your eyes could steal a sailor from the sea”
This isn’t your land for it was stolen
From California to the New York Island
From the Redwood Forest to the Gulf Stream waters
This land belongs to the Cherokee
I want a socialist President for Christmas
Only a socialist President will do
Don’t want a job, nor capitalist ploy
I want a socialist President to vote for and enjoy
If I leave here tomorrow
Would you remember my pronoun?
For I must be traveling on, now
Cause there’s Nazis all over town
But, if I stayed here with you, Zee
Things just couldn’t be the same
Cause I identify as a bird now
And this bird you have to change
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
And this bird you have to change
And this bird you have to change
Lord knows, I can change
Oh, yeah, I’ll
Tell you something
I think you’ll misunderstand:
When I
Say that something
I want it body-cammed!
I Want To Hold Your Hand In a Non-Threatening Way;
I Want To Hold Your Hand
I Want To Hold Your Hand In a Non-Threatening Way;
I Want To Hold Your Hand. . . .
Asked the girl where she wanted to pee
She said “Baby, can’t you see?
I’m going to be famous, a star of the screen
But you can do something in the general area of my midsection non-gender-specific teen . . . ”
Classic song lyrics revised for the PC crowd include …
Well I’m not saying it has to do with Aliens but… It was a “One eyed, one horned flying purple tofu eater.”
“Let’s Get It — If ‘It’ Is OK With You — On”
Classic song lyrics revised for the PC crowd include …
“I’m dreaming of a Rainbow Mid Winter Festival.”
“Just like the ones I used, and no-means-no”
“What are you – what what, what what?”
“I’ll be suing you…”
Classic song lyrics revised for the PC crowd include …
“I saw Daddy kissing Santa Claus…”
Classic song lyrics revised for the PC crowd include …
“Feliz Navidad, presione dos para inglés”
Classic song lyrics revised for the PC crowd include …
“Frosty the gender fluid snowbeing…”
Classic song lyrics revised for the PC crowd include …
“And I’m buying a stairway to environmental sustainability…”
“It’s my party and I’ll cry if I want to, cry if I want to, cry if I want to… you would cry too if Donald Trump happened to you!”
A-well-a everybody’s heard about the word
Bribe, bribe, bribe, b-bribe’s a word
A-well, a bribe, bribe, bribe, b-bribe’s a word
A-well, a bribe, bribe, bribe, b-bribe’s a word
A-well, a bribe, bribe, b-bribe’s a word…
The best things in life are free,
Because OPM will pay the fee.
Give me your money, that’s what I want.
“Somewhere, under the rainbow, trans fly free…Trans fly under the rainbow
Why then can’t that be me?”
…Smoking in the gender-nuetral rest room.
The sound of your footsteps
Telling me that you’re near
A noose that I can’t escape
Takes out the life in me that nobody hears, except
At that midnight, no question
When I can’t tell the world that I didn’t hang myself
The Grass Roots, yeah!
Classic song lyrics revised for the PC crowd include …
Swedish girl go away today
I won’t your global warming hoax be advancing.
This girl has come
she wants to run our lives
everything we do she wants to be tasking.
How much will it cost?
“How dare you!”
My money will all be lost!
“How dare you!”
She can’t even control her own carbon footprint
I’ll be damned if she’ll control mine.
(Well it’s not PC but what the heck.)
Rockin’ around…the min-a-ret…
The sailors say, “Brandy, you’re a fine non-gender-specific person” (you’re a fine non-gender-specific person)
“What a good strong, independent woman you would be” (such a fine non-gender-specific person)
“Yeah, your eyes could steal a sailor from the sea”
It’s fun to stay at the Y-M-L-B-G-T-AtoZ-C-A
I’m dreaming of a White-Racist-Supremacist Christmas
This isn’t your land for it was stolen
From California to the New York Island
From the Redwood Forest to the Gulf Stream waters
This land belongs to the Cherokee
I’m dreaming of no white privilege Christmas
I want a socialist President for Christmas
Only a socialist President will do
Don’t want a job, nor capitalist ploy
I want a socialist President to vote for and enjoy
Then you’re getting nuttin’ for Christmas…
If I leave here tomorrow
Would you remember my pronoun?
For I must be traveling on, now
Cause there’s Nazis all over town
But, if I stayed here with you, Zee
Things just couldn’t be the same
Cause I identify as a bird now
And this bird you have to change
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
And this bird you have to change
And this bird you have to change
Lord knows, I can change
+1
♩♪
Oh, yeah, I’ll
Tell you something
I think you’ll misunderstand:
When I
Say that something
I want it body-cammed!
I Want To Hold Your Hand In a Non-Threatening Way;
I Want To Hold Your Hand
I Want To Hold Your Hand In a Non-Threatening Way;
I Want To Hold Your Hand. . . .
♩♪
And if I touch you
you must say where
Any such feeling
we can’t hide, we can’t hide!
♩♪
Asked the girl where she wanted to pee
She said “Baby, can’t you see?
I’m going to be famous, a star of the screen
But you can do something in the general area of my midsection non-gender-specific teen . . . ”
♩♪
“We’ll avoid meat again
Don’t know where
Don’t know when . . . “
“Baby, It’s Historically Cold Outside
[Due to CO2 Emissions Warmin’ The Planet]”
“You played it for her; you can play it now that she’s a him!”
You must remember this —
A kiss is still assault
A sigh is just a form of rape
By default
And when two lovers woo
They must ask “Who are you?”
On this you may rely:
The world will second-guess lovers
As times goes “Bi.”
Vape on the water…