… school boards in Massachusetts, as a tribute to the Lyin of the Senate, changed history books to show that the brothers who actually taught the world to fly were Ernest & Julio Gallo.
On this date in 1903 the Wrights made their historic flight. One hundred seventeen years later…
we’ll look back a year to 12/17/2019, the 116th anniversary of the first flight.
On this date in 1903 the Wrights made their historic flight. One hundred seventeen years later…
Wilbur is still waiting for that extra bag of peanuts.
On this date in 1903 the Wrights made their historic flight. One hundred seventeen years later…
Greta wants you to go back to walking.
On this date in 1903 the Wrights made their historic flight. One hundred seventeen years later…
still no flying cars.
The Boeing 737 Max went Boing.
On this date in 1903 the Wrights made their historic flight. One hundred seventeen years later…
I’m not saying that people still think of it as the first Alien UFO but… people still think of it as the first Alien UFO.
…the seats on the plane are still uncomfortable.
On this date in 1903 the Wrights made their historic flight. One hundred seventeen years later…
Wilbur is still waiting for his luggage at carousel # 3.
On this date in 1903 the Wrights made their historic flight. One hundred seventeen years later…
people are posting signs on the Moon.
…Wilb and Orvy are both on TSA’s ‘NO FLY’ list.
…California is spending billions of dollars building a railroad.
They even made a song about it……………..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOhLUWDyXTk
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Driving the train high on propane.
…their luggage was finally found.
… Congressional Democrats declared them in contempt since they voted for McKinley and carried nail clippers on the plane.
On this date in 1903 the Wrights made their historic flight. One hundred seventeen years later…
they’re both dead Jim.
… Gavin Newsome is trying to fly a whole state into the ground…
On this date in 1903 the Wrights made their historic flight. One hundred seventeen years later…
would be Dec. 17, 2020. Wouldn’t it?
Sure is. I’m just gathering the info for next year. Nothing wrong with that!
Nice story, stick to it.
I guess it’s still the Straight Line of a Day, just not thisday.
… I’m pretty fly, for a white guy…
Pretty fly for a Rabbi.
…absolutely nobody names their kids Wilber or Orville.
Only starships…
Well they did name an aircraft carrier the Kitty Hawk.
Why-a kitty hawk? Why-a no chicken hawk?
…the celebrities who promise to leave the country if Trump is re-elected will still not have booked a flight to Sydney.
On this date in 1903 the Wrights made their historic flight. One hundred seventeen years later…
…things took an Immelmann turn for the worse
…the FAA has charged them with failure to file a Flight Plan.
…people only remember Wilbur and Mr. Ed.
Not Wilbur Mills?
I remember Wilbur Mills. ~ Fanne Foxe
… school boards in Massachusetts, as a tribute to the Lyin of the Senate, changed history books to show that the brothers who actually taught the world to fly were Ernest & Julio Gallo.
…the Kitty Hawk flyer has lost its ‘Airworthiness Certificate’.
…the best achievement we can point to is a particularly clever tweet.
Mrs. Trump will have picked out her gown for the inaugural ball Lord willing.
On this date in 1903 the Wrights made their historic flight. One hundred seventeen years later…
they are now white guys who must be erased from history.
…they’re obviously racist, as they only flew during the day, and not during the black of night.
On this date in 1903 the Wrights made their historic flight. One hundred seventeen years later…
I fly so high when I’m stoned.
…we still don’t have personal nuclear wessels
Willie Nelson finally landed.
…they’re being exhumed to be sent to sexual harassment sensitivity training for playing with their joysticks in public.
…they only remember Orville for inventing popcorn.
… Russian collusion still doesn’t fly…
…and Danny Cole is still wide open.
…the Hokie Pokey is still what it’s all about.
And Nancy Pelosi says that was here best gift for her 42 birthday.
On this date in 1903 the Wrights made their historic flight. One hundred seventeen years later…
we’ll look back a year to 12/17/2019, the 116th anniversary of the first flight.
… ah, nostalgia!