… head north along the 36th parallel until you reach 38,000 feet, then hold still as fast as possible while moving east by southwest. From there, it’s pretty obvious what you have to do. Most people find it easier if you pair up by yourself and do it alone with another four people.
…first, remove your brain.
… is a clear sign of insanity…
… move to California, smoke dope, and listen exclusively to NPR…
…you must first make sure the universe contains Spock with a beard.
And do a little too much LDS…
I foresee a run on starched white shirts and plain navy blue ties.
Don’t forget the special underwear.
…you should practice explaining advanced calculus to a cat.
Is that included in common core math?
Here’s your sine.
I’m with stupid?
… is to fear him…
… I would need a bottle in front of me or a frontal lobotomy. Or both.
…forget reasoning.
…is impossible – you can only hope to contain him…
…first, purchase a two pound ball peen hammer. 2nd ?????. 3rd Success!
Whack a mole
Whack a moule.
… study the political wisdom of Sam Kinison…
Good answer. I got my eye on you.
… is to not understand much…
… try to teach a pidgeon how to play chess.
…you must walk a mile in he-she’s organic hemp, non-petroleum based, non-animal based, non-child-labor produced; gender ambiguous sandals.
So, Crocs. Got it.
I think Crocs are probably pretroleum based.
Use real ones.
…what’s to understand, just yell “LEEROY JENKINS” and attack.
… head north along the 36th parallel until you reach 38,000 feet, then hold still as fast as possible while moving east by southwest. From there, it’s pretty obvious what you have to do. Most people find it easier if you pair up by yourself and do it alone with another four people.
is a step in really appreciating the Trump Presidency.
To really understand a liberal…
well I’m not saying it may require an advanced Alien intelligence but…I doubt even an advanced Alien intelligence can make heads or tails of them.
To really understand a liberal…
is pointless, go have a few drinks and a nice steak instead.
To really understand a liberal…
will keep you voting against them.
To really understand a liberal…
kill and dissect one. Science!
…leads one to contemplate just how many objects can really be used to close someone’s pie hole.
Mmmmm…pie…
… is an oxymoron – you can only feel like a liberal…
To really understand a liberal…
…you must first deny any desire to think rationally.
To really understand a liberal…
First, and this is really, really important, don’t mention the “T”word. Suffice to say tis a word no Liberal may hear.
And bring them a shrubbery.
…imagine Bizarro Thomas Sowell…
“Me am encourage activists to lobby for free beach housing for all!”
…buy a box of crayons. Scatter them out on the table. Scream at the Orange ones.
Eat the rest.
+1 bacon ~~~~~
Castigate the white ones as racist.
Pay the black ones?
…stand on your head, look at the world upside down, and insist anyone who thinks you odd is upside down.
…you have to be able to watch The Handmaid’s Tale and think of it as a documentary.
It’s not? I’ve been misinformed.
…is about as useful as a screen door on a submarine.
…makes as much sense as a bag of hammers.
Unless you got a sh*tload of nails to hit.
Only interested in Rusty Nails, thank you.
Maybe you can use a bag of screwdrivers then?
Pretend you’re talking to a six year old…because you are.
Think of a [conservative] man and take away reason and accountability.
If you’re not Jack Nicholson, you stole my joke!
Two: One to screw it in, and one to miss the point entirely.