That’s Joe Biden on the right. He usually has that look.

(To the tune of Olivia Newton-John singing “Hopelessly Devoted” from Grease)

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Yours is not the first pledge broken;

You guys are not the first to lie:

You’re not the first, you know

Just know, it’s getting overused …

You treat us just like fools who are willin’

To sit around and vote for you

But, Biden, can’t you see?

There’s nothing else at this university
To do.

Hopelessly we’re voting for you.

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But, now,
There’s nothing to decide

Since you pushed Bernie aside

You’re out of your head,
Hopelessly I’m voting for you.

Hopelessly demented like you.

Hopelessly we’re voting for you.

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My head is saying: “He’s a fool, forget him!”

My heart is saying: “Don’t!”
and
“Joe, let go!”

Hold on to the end –

… No pun intended, dude.


Hopelessly I voted for you.

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[Repeat — as many times as the voting precinct will let you]

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