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Posted by Oppo on 10 July 2020, 11:00 am

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DamnCat

July 10, 2020 at 11:16 AM

Miss Eleanor Clapsaddle, credits her YWCA swimming lessons for her survival of a tryst with Senator Edward Kennedy.

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Bob B

July 10, 2020 at 12:40 PM

Relax, and we’ll get back to you in… let’s say… eighteen hours…

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walruskkkch

July 10, 2020 at 1:04 PM

Ethel?

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