Straight Line of the Day: The Earth is pulsating. This is because …
.
Earth Keeps Pulsating Every 26 Seconds. No One Knows Why.
Popular Mechanics | 10/30/2020 | Caroline DelbertWhy is Earth pulsating every 26 seconds, and why can’t scientists explain it after 60 years? This is an enigma wrapped in a periodically predictable mystery motion. It could be a harmonic phenomenon, a regular seismic chirp caused by the sun’s energy, or a beacon drawing scientists to its source to begin a treasure hunt.
In the early 1960s, a geologist named Jack Oliver first documented the pulse, also known as a “microseism,” according to Discover. Oliver, who worked at Columbia University’s Lamont-Doherty Geological Observatory at the time, heard the noise, but didn’t have the advanced instruments seismologists have now at his disposal.
“..The Earth Is Pulsating. Because …”
Because it doesn’t have a tail to wag. How else can it show you how happy it is when you get home from work?
…it’s purring.
it’s got the beat
It’s got THE beat
It’s got THE beat
YEAH!
It’s got the BEAT.
… I don’t know why the Earth is pulsating, but I do know my next door neighbor Jor-El is building a rocket big enough to hold his young son . . .
…biorhythms.
…tick/tock.
It’s practicing the opening riff from “Running With The Devil”
It’s a very naughty boy!
The Earth is pulsating. This is because …
It is? Better cut back on the great sex then.
The Earth is pulsating. This is because …
I’m back!
… it’s trying to dial in the target for the SMoD…
The Earth is pulsating. This is because …
it is finishing the spin cycle.
The Earth is pulsating. This is because …
the shimmy is in the shop.
… the Earth finally made it to first chair in the Music of the Spheres Symphony Orchestra…
… it got a glimpse of the latest Babesleaga lineup…
Hubble Hubble!
…Earth identifies as a pulsar.
HIllary inserted a bunch of D-Cells in it.
Could you please never refer to that image again?
Kthanks.
a ninety percent effective Covid-19 vaccine was announced just AFTER Biden beat Trump in the Presidential election.
… it wants to confuse the Mothership, which is tuned to 19…
…it’s thinking about Uranus.
The Earth is pulsating. This is because …
God has yet to hit the Snooze button.
I’m not saying it’s an alien @nal probe, but it’s an alien @nal probe.
…less cloud cover on Venus.
it’s name is Kenneth…. and it knows the frequency.
It IS the frequency.
it’s anticipating the Spanish Inquisition.
The Earth is pulsating. This is because …
…it’s mind is aglow with whirling, transient nodes of thought careening thru a cosmic vapor of invention.
The Earth is pulsating. This is because …
… it’s warning other planets and celestial objects to stay the f back.
The Earth is pulsating. This is because …
…it really needs to find a restroom.
…Huey Lewis was telling the truth: The heart of rock and roll is still beating.
Someone is playing “We Are the Champions” and they’re using the battleship Alabama as their bass.
…the beat goes on!