Straight Line of the Day: What’s Going on in Washington? Biden Just Created a New Cabinet Position: … Posted by Oppo on 26 February 2021, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: What’s going on in Washington? Biden just created a new cabinet position: …
Biden just created a new cabinet position… … in the corner… leaning to the left. 4 Reply to this comment
Hey, it’s not Jill’s fault that this is the only job her doctorate actually qualifies her to do. 4 Reply to this comment
Biden just created a new cabinet position… … The C’mon man! That’s malarky Department 3 Reply to this comment
What’s going on in Washington? Biden just created a new cabinet position: … Secretary for Basil pronunciation. 4 Reply to this comment
What’s going on in Washington? Biden just created a new cabinet position: … Secretary of Something or other. Can we circle back on that? 4 Reply to this comment
But first I want to stress that the position is being filled by a woman of color. 4 Reply to this comment
What’s going on in Washington? Biden just created a new cabinet position: … Secretary for… “Look! Squirrel!” 2 Reply to this comment
What’s going on in Washington? Biden just created a new cabinet position: … Secretary for wasting money. 2 Reply to this comment
Biden Just Created a New Cabinet Position: … … and whatever position he places it in, it still looks like a large wooden badger. 1 Reply to this comment
Biden Just Created a New Cabinet Position: … Secretary of silly walks. Although I might approve of this one. 4 Reply to this comment
What’s Going on in Washington? Biden Just Created a New Cabinet Position:… …Secretary of Hate: Promptly nominated Maxine Waters. 2 Reply to this comment
…the Cabinet of Dr. Jill Caligari. …Director of Gibberish Reconciliation. …Babe at the Bureau of Bathrobe Belt Knots. 1 Reply to this comment
The term “Babe at the Bureau of Bathrobe Belt Knots” has given me a renewed love for the English language. Reply to this comment
Master Blaster
Well, his first act was to put on an energy embargo.
Biden just created a new cabinet position: …
Secretary of Shampoo
Secretary of Nappy Time
Biden just created a new cabinet position: …
…Attorney Admiral
Biden just created a new cabinet position…
…Chief of Graft
Secretary and special envoy to both Crayola and Pudding Packs
Clown Car Czar.
Ttrunalimunumaprzure
… Secretary of Secretions.
…Lidmaster General
Secretary of What’s Happening Now…
Secretary of Uncertainty – a quantum leap in government management…
Schroedinger’s Democrat
I vote for the dead one.
You have that backwards- the dead ones are who do all the voting.
I just prefer my Democrats dead, is that a sin?
Undersecretary of Keeping the President On Script…
Even the most obsequious toady wouldn’t take that job. Not even Swallwell.
Representative of the White Witch of Narnia
The Wicked Width of the West
Biden just created a new cabinet position…
… in the corner… leaning to the left.
; c’ept they are still trying to find a corner in the Oval Office.
Biden just created a new cabinet position…
… the hair apparent.
Sweet.
Secretary of Redundant Redundancy
That’s actually two positions.
Secretary of Holiday Lawn signs
Hey, it’s not Jill’s fault that this is the only job her doctorate actually qualifies her to do.
Biden just created a new cabinet position…
… The C’mon man! That’s malarky Department
… Secretary of Media, Mass Communication and Thought Control.
What’s going on in Washington? Biden just created a new cabinet position: …
Secretary for Basil pronunciation.
What’s going on in Washington? Biden just created a new cabinet position: …
Secretary of Something or other. Can we circle back on that?
But first I want to stress that the position is being filled by a woman of color.
Transgenderphobe.
What’s going on in Washington? Biden just created a new cabinet position: …
Secretary for… “Look! Squirrel!”
What’s going on in Washington? Biden just created a new cabinet position: …
Secretary for wasting money.
We already have 535 members of Congress working on that.
You used Congress and working in the same sentence. That does not compute.
Secretary of Things Such As These
Who am I to disagree?
Biden Just Created a New Cabinet Position: …
… and whatever position he places it in, it still looks like a large wooden badger.
ex.
I’m still trying to figure out if those ears are edible.
Most parts of a pine tree are edible.
Thank you, Euell!
Secretary of Death to America
Ambassador to the Fake Rock Ridge
Biden Just Created a New Cabinet Position: …
Secretary of silly walks.
Although I might approve of this one.
Biden Just Created a New Cabinet Position: …
批准秘書
Ah…a new job for Swalwell.
BOHICA
Too bad Kamala is already Veep– this position seems right up her alley.
What’s Going on in Washington? Biden Just Created a New Cabinet Position:…
…Secretary of Hate: Promptly nominated Maxine Waters.
…the Cabinet of Dr. Jill Caligari.
…Director of Gibberish Reconciliation.
…Babe at the Bureau of Bathrobe Belt Knots.
The term “Babe at the Bureau of Bathrobe Belt Knots” has given me a renewed love for the English language.