Who hasn’t been to one of these parties?
Police: Garden Gnomes Hurled, Gunfire Exchanged After Parents Escalate Fight Between Kids
WAND TV | 1/19/2021 | StaffMATTOON, Ill. (WAND) –
Adults from both parties got involved. Police said the fight was escalated by the adults to the point where they were throwing ceramic garden gnomes at one another.
Police said men from both sides pulled handguns and started firing “indiscriminately.”
Correction: males, not men.
They were probably gnome to the police.
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It’s all fun and games until the gnomes come out.
“Don’t make me get out the flamingo!”
“Police said the fight was escalated by the adults to the point where they were throwing ceramic garden gnomes at one another. Police said men from both sides pulled handguns and started firing “indiscriminately.”
I just knew these folks were Amish before I even clicked the link.
A Freeper.
Let him who is without HOA violations cast the first garden gnome.