Straight Line of the Day: Biden is creating maternity flight suits. His next innovation: …
Worst Yet: Biden Forgets Everything During Speech
populist.press | March 8, 2021 | GABRIEL KEANE“We’re making good progress designing body armor that fits women properly, tailoring combat uniforms for women, creating maternity flight suits, updating their hairstyle requirements”
President Joe Biden stated Monday that under his administration’s the top priorities of the U.S. military will be tailoring uniforms and body armor so that it fits female soldiers better, as well as changing hairstyle requirements and issuing something called “maternity flight suits.” “Some of it’s relatively, uh, straightforward work,” Biden said. “We’re making good progress designing body armor that fits women properly, tailoring combat uniforms for women, creating maternity flight suits, updating their hairstyle requirements, and some of it is going to take an, uh, you know, an-an-an an intensity of purpose and mission to really change the culture and habits that cause to leave the military.”
Biden is creating maternity flight suits. His next innovation: …
Pregnant women fall from the sky
America’s foes will laugh and die…
As God is my witness, I thought pregnant women could fly.
You just won the Internet.
Biden is creating maternity flight suits. His next innovation: …
tampons that fit all penis sizes.
“…I want to thank the… uhh…former general…I keep calling him general…uhh…who runs that hair salon over there.”
… won’t be his (even though he’ll take the credit), so who cares what it is?
Can this faux president get anymore stupid? embarrassing to be a U.S. citizen now.Better learn mandarin and spanish,because this guy is a COMPLETE failure.We are sssccccrrreeewwwweeddd
Mr. President, you look like the pissboy!
… fitting his communications corps with flak jackets to protect them from all of the incoming…
Sugar Frosted Flak Jackets
Biden is creating maternity flight suits. His next innovation: …
Suits against the non maternal ladies too.
Biden is creating maternity flight suits. His next innovation: …
‘scratch and sniff’ lapels.
Now, that’s thinking outside the box!
… a co-presidency whereby he handles everything until his daily hard lid at 10 AM, then Kamala takes over for the rest of the day…
…tank rounds that are filled with paint. When they fire it, it makes… pretty pictures. Scares the hell outta people!
Do you do bad dog impersonations?
Why don’t you knock it off with the negative waves…
Woof, woof.
…hair scented air freshener.
…crafting the most gratuitous answer to the question: “Does your dog bite?”
…how to prevent women from having crack-up while flying inverted.
“-cough- BULLStuff -cough-“
…he’s also designing the new Para-Drop natal delivery system.
… post-partum depression therapy for bomber crews who have delivered their payload.
…bottle armor.
…Geneva Convention now bans hair pulling and sharp nails.
…camouflage that doesn’t make butts look big.
…only those who identify as female allowed to pitch tents.
… fully bisexual MANPADS.
… neonatal defensive care units, on the front lines.
The Edith Wilson 25th Amendment Award
Now that you mention it, DR Jill does share attributes with Edith (from All in the Family) and Wilson (from Cast Away).
… maternity flight suits, for guys..,
How about Trans-gens?
They have top designers catering to their every whim. Top. Designers.
Hey he might be on to something there. I lost every fight I had with my pregnant wife, no matter how insane her demand was.
Signs executive order # 448 outlawing “female only” maternity.
Gives a whole new meaning to the euphemism “I’ve got a B-1 in the oven.”
…will be to insure peace in our time by converting all the PXs to shoe stores.
…personally inspecting every B-52. Hairstyle.
…”I don’t care. It’s Cragar wheels, and Hurst shifters for them landing gears.”
…female pilot’s planes will be one silly millimeter longer.
Each of those rocks, except I’m going to have to look up the references for #3.
— Postscript: Got it. (I’m not a car guy.)
How we ever won WWII without maternity flight suits is beyond me.
A Breech Too Far
Operation OverbearingLord
(a.k.a. the Norman D. invasion.)
The Battle of Brittle
(“Never have so many given so much to so many to sew… Phew!”)
The Playtex Generation
The Longest Day-um!
Biden Is Creating Maternity Flight Suits. His Next Innovation: …
…Is learning how to speak with a mask over his eyes.
or learning how to speak, period.
Man. Creepy Joe is doing the Lord’s work, ain’t he? I thought shitlib policy was good enough at killing babies and destroying families, but what the hell: throw the mother and her baby out into the bathwater from the mile high club. Because it’s unity that pays.
HONK HONK.
…demotion in rank and pay if a male lets slip with “bombardier.”
…awards now include the Planned Parenthood Distinguished Flying Crossbones medal.
…but if they must, flying hours credited for time spent making airplane noises while feeding the baby.