Other acceptable titles would include: David Coperfield or Grate Expectations by Edmund Wells, Rarnaby Budgeby by Chales Dikkens, the well know Dutch author,
the expurgated version of Olsen’s Standard Book of British Birds, The Gospel According to Charlie Drake,
The Amazing Adventures of Captain Gladys Stoatpamphlet and her Intrepid Spaniel Stig Among the Giant Pygmies of Beccles – Volume Eight.
Now that Dr. Seuss is banned, it’s mandatory you read to kids…
silently without moving your lips.
Now that Dr. Seuss is banned, it’s mandatory you read to kids…
“Rules for Radicals”.
Now that Dr. Seuss is banned, it’s mandatory you read to kids…
“Mein Kampf”.
Now that Dr. Seuss is banned, it’s mandatory you read to kids…
“Lady Loverly’s Chatter”.
Now that Dr. Seuss is banned, it’s mandatory you read to kids…
“Under the Bleachers”, by Seymour Butz.
… How to Code – by [insert former reporter here]…
… I Was a Male War Bride – by Brian Williams…
… Woke, Dog, Woke! …
… Goodnite , Moon – We’re Coming for You in the Morning! …
How to Even: For Dummies
Now that Dr. Seuss is banned, it’s mandatory you read to kids…
Das Kapital.
Not after reading LarryE’s exposé on it!
Now that Dr. Seuss is banned, it’s mandatory you read to kids…
whatever we tell you to read to them Comrades.
The Tiger’s Revenge – by Claude Balls
Under the Grandstand – by Seymour Butz
Now that Dr. Seuss is banned, it’s mandatory you read to kids…
Dr. Kervorkian.
Chinese Overpopulation by – Wi Foo Kim Yung
Dressed as a female athlete.
I could be a supporter for that.
Dr. Seuss. A pox on the cancelers.
Instead of Dick And Jane….. its now Dick Is Jane
Technically “Dickless”, right? Wrong? I am soooo confused.
Dr. Raymond Stantz: Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here.
Walter Peck: They caused an explosion!
Mayor: Is this true?
Dr. Peter Venkman: Yes it’s true.
[pause]
Dr. Peter Venkman: This man has no dick.
The HHGTTG
…Ethel the Aardvark Goes Quantity Surveying
Other acceptable titles would include:
David Coperfield or Grate Expectations by Edmund Wells,
Rarnaby Budgeby by Chales Dikkens, the well know Dutch author,
the expurgated version of Olsen’s Standard Book of British Birds,
The Gospel According to Charlie Drake,
The Amazing Adventures of Captain Gladys Stoatpamphlet and her Intrepid Spaniel Stig Among the Giant Pygmies of Beccles – Volume Eight.
Now that Dr. Seuss is banned, it’s mandatory you read to kids…
… anything in Russian or Mandarin.
…Heather Has Two Mommies & Daddy’s Roommate.
…One Fish, Two Fish, White Fish, Is Racist.
Now that Dr. Seuss is banned, it’s mandatory you read to kids…
words that weren’t created by racists using letters designed by white supremacists.
Now that Dr. Seuss is banned, it’s mandatory you read to kids…
In our new national language….Spanish.
With the letter “M” stricken out for being racist!
…from the Necronomicon. We shall rely on Biden to recite the sacred words.
Dr. Raymond Stantz: Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here.
Walter Peck: They caused an explosion!
Mayor: Is this true?
Dr. Peter Venkman: Yes it’s true.
[pause]
Dr. Peter Venkman: This man has no dick.