Straight Line of the Day: What you’re worried about is…
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What You’re Worried About Is…
We won’t be able to make jokes about Biden tripping on the steps
of AF-1 like they did with Gerald Ford. I’m still gonna do it though.
Why do people say, “for good” when they mean forever? I just read that the Roy Rogers Museum would be closed “for good”. There ain’t nuthin’ good about it! I’m actually Triggered.
What You’re Worried About Is…
We won’t be able to make jokes about Biden tripping on the steps
of AF-1 like they did with Gerald Ford. I’m still gonna do it though.
I understand. It feels like you are picking on the slow kid in the 3rd grade.
Well, regretfully, that did create Chevy Chase’s career.
What you’re worried about is…
Nothing comrade, all is well. Viva la Revolucion!!
What you’re worried about is…
It is now Basil not Basil.
…why Basil didn’t come home last night. -Or the night before. -Or the night before…
I lost count. Did he fire 5 shots, or 6?
What you’re worried about is…
Forget Area 51, What is happening in the other 50 areas that everyone is afraid to talk about.
What 50 other areas Comrade? I’m afraid we must… discuss this.-
What you’re worried about is…
What happened to the polar ice caps on Mars?
How de-air you?
What you’re worried about is…
What if the Guam National Guard comes after my guns?
Here today, Guam tomorrow.
It might not get to that tipping point.
Very subtle. Hank Johnson wouldn’t get that reference.
What you’re worried about is…
Is today the day ‘they’ cancel Scott Adams?
What, me worry? ~ AE Newman
What you’re worried about is…
…. so tiny, so minute, so incredibly infinitesimal that you MUST stop that incessant WHINING, now!
What you’re worried about is…
Joe may agree to a televised debate with Vladimir.
What you’re worried about is…
Hank Johnson won’t be man enough to make a Biden tipping over joke
… are my comments so innocuous that I have no fear of ever being moderated…
Fear should be your watchword.
… that I’ll never become… a lumberjack!
… that the Snyder cut will spawn another Whedon cut…
…worry itself
Spiny Norman
Dinsdale!
What you’re worried about is…
…much more relevant and likely than what everybody else is worried about.
What you’re worried about is…
…that the Sea of Tranquility will forevermore be free of mushroom clouds.
What you’re worried about is…
…that all this moderation is getting to be a bit extreme.
What you’re worried about is…
…that the SLotD will continue on this philosophical mein.
What you’re worried about is…
my dog getting enough cheese.
The baggage retrieval system they’ve got at Heathrow.
What you’re worried about is…
Why do people say, “for good” when they mean forever? I just read that the Roy Rogers Museum would be closed “for good”. There ain’t nuthin’ good about it! I’m actually Triggered.
…keeping up with current events, alcohol consumption, and the Baltimore Colts.