The guy has given this some thought.

Former Walmart Employee Drives Into Store After Getting Fired
New York Post | April 12, 2021 | April 12, 2021

A disgruntled former Walmart employee in North Carolina is accused of crashing into his old workplace and driving through the aisles, a report said.

Lacy Gentry, 32, who was fired in February, allegedly rammed into a Walmart store in Concord at about 6 a.m. on April 2, Fox 46 reported.

“He may have had some problem with the way the management was handling the issue that he had with them,” a Concord Police spokesman told the news outlet.

I honestly don’t know which nugget from this story is the most golden:

“Lacy”?

“Accused . . . Allegedly”?

“May have had some problem”?

Dude!