Windbag got me thinking about how we could improve the Bible.
I mean, it’s thousands of years old. You wouldn’t trust an internal combustion engine that old, would you?
Well, the Bible is (figuratively) an internal combustion engine.
So, how can we improv — I mean, improve — it?
“Thou Shalt Not Kill” — seems dated. Why not replace it with a penumbra found in the Constitutiom? Women have this right!
“Thou Shalt Have No Other Gods Before Me” — Oh — That’s just kookie talk. Ask celebrities.
I could go on and on — especially about coveting — but you’d get all covetous. To conclude, to improve the Bible, all you have to do is re-write it suit your needs. It’s your Word, after all.
Facebook removed the story wherein Samson killed 1000 Philistines with Joe Biden’s jawbone.
They also removed Pontius Pilate’s “What Is Truth?” quote.
Thou shalt abhor yet leech from thy birthing persons
We all only believe the parts that we practice anyway.
Do unto others then split.
God is a concept by which we measure our pain.
— John Lennon
Listening to Yoko did it for me…
Now you know where he got the idea.