Too good to pass up, from Biscuit:
“Back when Biden was driving 18-wheelers…I would ride a cow to the moon with a big magnifying glass. I would use that to melt that delicious, delicious cheese and make moon nachos, which I would sell in a stand on the side of the highway. ‘Ol Foggy-Bottom Joe use to love stopping for my moon nachos and a nice leg rub.”
… and from Dohtimes, too good not to get on the NSA’s watchlist:
Back when Biden was driving 18-Wheelers:
…fake ballots had to be delivered the old fashioned way.
….was before the time everything was called you know, the thing, and pudding was yet to be one of the one basic food group.
…Donald Trump was driving a thirty-six wheeler.
And here are recent actual quotes from our presidential alphabet soup.
“Or, you know — or, or, or, or, or the mom and dad, or, or, or, or the neighbor or when you go to church or when you’re — now, I, I, I, I really mean it. There are trusted interlocutors.”
“Think of the people, if, if your kid wanted to find out whether or not there were — there’s a man on the moon or whatever, you know, something, or, you know, whether those aliens are here or not, you know, who are the people they talk to beyond the kids who love talking about it?”
“And the question is whether or not we should be in a position where you are — why can’t the experts say, ‘we know that this virus is, in fact — is, is, is going to be’ — or, excuse me — we, we, we know why all the drugs approved are not temporarily approved, but permanently approved.”
Who can argue with that?
And not be shunned.
Spoken in authentic Biden gibberish.