I used to constantly split my infinitives, but my New Year’s resolution was to not do that anymore. So far, it’s be sort of tough to always think about it ahead of time, but I’m mostly on the road to really overcoming that bad habit.
People need the covid vaccine like the country needs a criminal buffoon and a vicious imbecile in charge. Both will like as not kill us and the republic. Good times.
I guess you can go ahead and drink that beer, I ain’t gonna be able to.
Kill Switch! If you were to suddenly go silent, you’d want your final
(And don’t use Walrus’s “No more split infinitives!”) unless you pay royalties.
message to be… Rosebud.
I used to constantly split my infinitives, but my New Year’s resolution was to not do that anymore. So far, it’s be sort of tough to always think about it ahead of time, but I’m mostly on the road to really overcoming that bad habit.
Shakespeare would have written, “To be, or to not be,” if not for the tyranny of iambic pentameter.
Well that certainly begs the question.
Kill Switch! If you were to suddenly go silent, you’d want your final message to be…
What does not kill you makes you stronger. Wish me luck.
Kill Switch! If you were to suddenly go silent, you’d want your final message to be…
audible.
Kill Switch! If you were to suddenly go silent, you’d want your final message to be…
Not NOW Emu you fool!
Kill Switch! If you were to suddenly go silent, you’d want your final message to be…
I stumped Les.
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How did he do such great stunts with such tiny feet!
Kill Switch! If you were to suddenly go silent, you’d want your final message to be…
Well, that certainly didn’t go how I pictured it in my mind.
… “Love God, love others, help out when you can … all the rest is a waste of time…”
…”I should’ve shot first…”
Definitely not a Han Solo quote.
double bacon
Kill Switch! If you were to suddenly go silent, you’d want your final message to be…
I regret nothing!
Not even putting Nikki Minaj in one of the Babesleaga groups?
She fit with the group and I was trying to please the under 60 crowd here.
There’s an under 60 crowd here?
…”Red wire or green?”
Kill Switch! If you were to suddenly go silent, you’d want your final message to be…
so long and thanks for all the fish.
“Never underestimate the Emu…”
Kill Switch! If you were to suddenly go silent, you’d want your final message to be…
croatoan
Kill Switch! If you were to suddenly go silent, you’d want your final message to be…
“Oh no, not again.”
Kill Switch! If you were to suddenly go silent, you’d want your final message to be…
“aaarrrrggh.”
Would you really take the time to write out “Aaarrrrggh”?
Maybe I have a secretary, oh Miss Welch…
Hi Boss.
Kill Switch! If you were to suddenly go silent, you’d want your final message to be…
“Hello boys, I’m baaaack!”
Kill Switch! If you were to suddenly go silent, you’d want your final message to be.
“I say nuke it from orbit, it’s the only way to be sure.”
Come and get me copper!
What formerhostage will say.
Top ‘o the world Ma…. Kaboooooooooooom!
Top a the world ma! Top a the world!
Delete…my…browser…history…
Epstein didn’t…
I better slow down. Can’t see a dang thing in all this fog.
Usually it’d be something like “It’s been an honor.” but I’ve been here long enough to get to know you jack wagons!
“I left my millions in the . . . aaarrrggghhh”
My Bitcoin password is….
Hold my beer, and watch this!
“Inconceivable!”
We apologize for the inconvenience.
All those Hitchhiker references, and Walrus missed this one.
Would have got there… eventually.
Mostly harmless?
Like mostly peaceful.
….So long and thanks for all the fish.
Ditto.
Kill Switch! If you were to suddenly go silent, you’d want your final message to be.
“But I didn’t have the Salmon Mousse!”
Kill Switch! If you were to suddenly go silent, you’d want your final message to be.
“Here kitty, kitty kitty…”
Kill Switch! If you were to suddenly go silent, you’d want your final message to be.
Don’t you eat the Yellow Snow.
Watch out where the huskies go….
Kill Switch! If you were to suddenly go silent, you’d want your final message to be.
“It’s full of stars!”
Thi ba da, thi ba da, thi ba da…. That’s all folks!
Kill Switch! If you were to suddenly go silent, you’d want your final message to be.
“I’ll be back.”
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I should have had a V-8!
I came. I saw…
Uh, things went a bit sideways after that.
I thought it was “red touch black, better stay back; red touch yellow, friendly fellow.”
. . . deathly . . . allergic . . . to . . . Folgers . . . crystals . . .
Kill Switch! If you were to suddenly go silent, you’d want your final message to be.
I told them I was sick.
Take me off the voter rolls. I didn’t vote for Democrats alive, I’m not voting for them now!
One…. Two…. um…Four… er….Five?
Wait until you hear this scandal about Bill and Hillary Clinton I just oncovered….
Famous last words.
…from a growing number of individuals
I’m a new crew member of the Starship Enterprise… look at this bright red uniform shirt they gave me.”
Enjoy it…while you can.
“Yes, actually, it does make you look fat.”
Live dangerously, die stupidly.
Oldest trick in the book, I named my nuke The Spanish Inquisition.
Didn’t expect that.
Nobody does
No, don’t cut the red wi….
Sorry. HR said we could get sued if we didn’t hire some color-blind applicants.
That which doesn’t kill me only delays the inevitable.
Kill Switch! If you were to suddenly go silent, you’d want your final message to be.
As a matter of fact Marshal Dillon, I do think I’m faster on the draw than you.
The lights are growing dim, Oppo. I know a life of crime has led me this sorry fate, but I blame society. Society made me what I am.
That’s BS, you just can’t elocute like me.
Yeah, but it still hurts.
People need the covid vaccine like the country needs a criminal buffoon and a vicious imbecile in charge. Both will like as not kill us and the republic. Good times.
Are you saying Biden is a criminal buffoon and a vicious imbecile?? Or are you saying Biden is a law abiding moron and a virtues fool??
Yes.
I’m your huckleberry